Dystopian Data Centre Thankfully Built Alongside Already Dystopian Urban Sprawl
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A dystopian data centre the size of an international airport has thankfully been placed next to
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Local Dad Provides Delightful Encore To Loud Snoring By Violently Hacking Up Phlegm In The Morning
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds dad has this morning delighted the household with an absolutely stunning medley of
Report: Fuck’s Sake Just Turn Every Golf Course Into Apartments And End This Supply Crisis
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A report commissioned by the Diamantina Housing Institute (DIA) has found that too much urban space
PM: “Fixing Any Problem Facing Australians Right Now Is Political Suicide, So Hopefully It Just Gets Better On Its Own”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has the nation buoyed this morning after sharing some of his trademark frankness
England Confirm They’ve Already Pretty Much Won The 3rd Test As Well
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The English Cricket team and cricketing establishment have re-claimed the Ashes, it can be confirmed today.
Frosty Winter Mornings Doing Absolute Wonders For Pre-Work Gym Routine
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local man has confirmed to The Advocate today that he’s already had enough of
Lycra Clad City Worker Wondering What Else He’s Gotta Do For Someone To Bring Up ‘Le Tour’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A charismatic local accountant has today been left scratching his head today. The cuff link enthusiast
Local Man Resists Primal Urge To Slap The Shit Out Of A Ham
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has spoken this week of how hard it is to resist the primal
Pauline Hanson Releases First Draft Of Her Self-Published 2,000 Word Voice Referendum Essay
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Pauline Hanson has confirmed that she will once again be running her own race. The leader
Gambling Is A Tax On Stupid People According To Hot Copper User
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the country’s peak investment authorities has branded gambling as a “tax on stupid
Australian Navy Mobilises HMAS Adelaide To The Thames For Possible Evacuation Of Our Cricketers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With the Little Johnny Scandal heading into its third day, the powers back home in Australia
Report: Give It A Rest You Bunch Of Sooks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After an exciting 48 hours in the world of cricket, the English cricketing team have confirmed
Treasurer: “Beating Inflation Without Taxing Corporations And Property Investors Too Much Is Harder Than The RC Helicopter Mission In Vice City”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Treasurer Jim Chalmers has issued a grim forecast this morning in Canberra. In a brief statement