World Happiness Report Really Needs To Start Factoring In Weather
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A recent report has revealed that the World Happiness Index really needs to start factoring weather
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South African Coworker Has Two Schooners And Can’t Help Bringing Up Stories Of Him Shooting Baboons Back Home Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local city worker Darren van der Merwe reportedly consumed a grand total of two schooners of
Report: Naked Coffee Hardest Part About Quitting Darts
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A report by QuitLine has confirmed that the absolute hardest part about quitting darts is having
Logical And Rational Engineer Prays To The A.I Gods That They Will Find A Way To Bypass Architects
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a testing morning at work, local man Brendan Smith is trying to have a conversation
Over-Dramatic Nonna Pretends She’s Dead After Grandson Jokingly Says Jamie Oliver’s Pasta alla Norma Is Better Than Hers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Betoota Heights grandmother Maria Rossi, 88, embraced the spotlight at a recent family dinner. The catalyst?
“Can Ya Put Some Decent Music On” Says Dodgy Uncle, Speaking Specifically About Late-90s Xzibit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The once blurred line between Generation X and the youth has today become a gaping laser
Man Comes To Terms With Ageing By Admitting He Likes ‘Pistachio Flavour’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota man has made peace with his slow shuffle towards the grave by realising he
People Who Are Pretty Much Dead Want Say In Future Housing Plan
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Certain members of our town’s living dead are up in arms this week after a
Lifelong Holden Guy Sensationally Converted To A Foord Fan
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The impact of the Matildas historic win last night has reached staggering new heights, it can
Diamonds Win Netball World Cup And Still Make Less Headlines Than When They Offended Dear Gina
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you’d forgotten the hysterical protection racket that surrounded Scott Morrison at the last
Denmark Happiness Index Plummets to 99.2% Following Round Of 16 Defeat To The Renters
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Danes woke up in their socialist utopia to defeat following their team’s 2-0 loss to
Jaded, Divorced 45-Year-Old Sales Manager Hates Everyone And Everything (Except For TISM)
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a modern world often marked by disillusionment and weariness, music has the remarkable power to
Woman Who Would Like A Greyhound But Smaller And Terrified Every Waking Moment Finds Perfect Pet In Whippet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A French Quarter woman has finally found the right pet for herself this week, after her