World Happiness Report Really Needs To Start Factoring In Weather
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A recent report has revealed that the World Happiness Index really needs to start factoring weather
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Chinchilla Man Refuses To Reveal Secret To Seedless Watermelons After Being Kidnapped In North QLD
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “NEVER!!!!!” he screams “You slackjawed hicks will have to kill me!!!!” The captors grow agitated. “You’
Barnaby Informs PM By Text That He’s Ready To Be Drought Envoy Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The unsinkable Barnaby Joyce has thrown his hat in the ring to be the government’s
Nation Patiently Waits For Documentary About The World’s Actual Greatest Pop Culture Power Couple
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT TV and sports fans in Australia have today issued a plea to all of the major
Local Englishman Who Claims To Love The ‘Banter,’ Not Loving It Very Much Today
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A marketing manager from our town’s most English enclave has today confirmed that he’s
Sober Mate Now Recommends Catching Up At The Pub That Does Disgraceful Eating Challenges
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a few long months off the piss, a local bloke is now perfectly comfortable heading
Hungover Bloke Immediately Regrets Snap Decision To Order Eggs Benny For First Time In A Decade
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A brittle local man is not making life easy for himself today, after a big night
Ageing Townie Remembers Time When Bored Teens Would Steal His Garden Hose And Not His Hyundai Like They Do Now
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter man remarked to his friends this afternoon down at the River Road Hotel
Sara Lee Calls In Administrators After You All Got Too Flash For Them
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Everyone’s favourite purveyor of frozen deserts has announced today that they’ve called in the
Science Still No Closer To Understanding How Kettles Know When To Turn Themselves Off When They’re Boiling
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s peak scientific body today has released some grim news for those that wonder
Brisbane Mum Says She Might Be Biased But Poincianas In Full Bloom Shit All Over Jacarandas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In great news for Queenslanders and and a few suburbs in the Southern cities, the jacaranda
Nation’s Sexually Neglected Housewives To Suffer Most As Dairy Workers Call Industry-Wide Strike
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Yesterday Saputo milk tanker drivers from the Transport Workers’ Union went on strike across Victoria’s
Will Smith Facing Mounting Pressure To Please Buy His Wife/Non-Wife A Moleskine Diary For Her Birthday
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The world has this week urged actor Will Smith to please, PLEASE buy his wife/non-wife