World Happiness Report Really Needs To Start Factoring In Weather
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A recent report has revealed that the World Happiness Index really needs to start factoring weather
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Optus CEO Gets A Telstra Burner For Next Time She Has To Tweet Apologies During Nationwide Outage
KIRK BOYLAN | Tech | CONTACT With all the media cameras focused on the opposite side of the street trying to get
Local Man Becomes First Person In Recorded History To Accidentally Kill Kikuyu Lawn
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights homeowner has become the first person in recorded history to successfully kill Kikuyu,
Polite Italian Backpacker Hospitalised After Discovering What Australia Does To Pizzas
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young man from the North of Italy is today in the Intensive Care Unit at
Depressing News Cycle Lightened Up By News English Are Still Shit At Cricket
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Amidst the wall-to-wall news of wars, murders, famine, interest rates and a climate that’
Sober Teenagers Punch On With Pissed Adults
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Holiday season is here! That’s what residents of the Sunshine Coast town of Argybargy were
Dad Causes Irreparable Damage To Family Unit By Implying Underwhelming Surprise Is Taytay Tickets
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Beatlemania of Taylor Swift continues in Australia this week, months before the American pop singer
Reckless Local Man Begins Pondering Whether Or Not He Should Spend His Only Spare Silly Season Friday At The Pub
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A French Quarter man has today found himself in a heated argument with the devil on
Optus Offer Customers A Handful Of Really Valuable Magic Beans As Compensation For National Outage
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Embattled Australian telco provider Optus has gone above and beyond in their efforts to acknowledge the
Oztag Loss Compounded By The Fact Opposition Has A Silly Team Name
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A round of post Oztag beers are failing to hit the sweet spot tonight
Queenslander Visiting Sydney Imagines What This City Would Look Like If It Had Some Real Pubs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Fitzroy River man, Graeme Kidston (59) has spent the last week in Sydney giving his waterpoof
“Bottomless Brunch Is Great Value” Explains Girlfriend As If She Doesn’t Realise You Can Get A Family Sized Pizza And A Carton For Like 80 Bucks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local woman is today being given a lesson in Boy Math. The impromptu crash course
Filipino Neighbours Casually Sing The Shit Out Of Ja Rule & Ashanti’s ‘Mesmerize’ While Blind During 3am Karaoke Session
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor | Contact In a boozy spectacle that defied both time and sobriety, a group of Filipino mates