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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the war in Iran enters its second devastating month, the world has once again been
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STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT Mariah Carey’s has fully defrosted just in time for Christmas! At last, the iconic
Mum Calls At 7:13am On A Sunday To Confirm She’s Already Pre-Ordered The Ham
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A luxurious Sunday sleep-in has been interrupted today after a local Mum decided to
Overseas Diplomacy During Heightened Global Tensions Exactly The Same As Holidaying In Hawaii During Bushfires, Says Conservative Boomer With A Straight Face
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An up-and-coming political commentator has condemned Prime Minister Anthony Albanese for his recent diplomatic trips in
Mate Who Turned Up With El Cheapo Beer Spotted Drinking Everything But His El Cheapo Beer
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A cheeky local man has been raked over the coals by his mates this afternoon. The
Kissinger’s Posthumously Released Spotify Wrapped Surprisingly Reveals Aussie Duo As Top Artist
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some news that nobody on the face of the earth saw coming, it’s been
Brisbane Heat Women And AFLW Lions Return South To Avenge Queensland
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite being constantly raided of their top talent by the Southern elites, it seems the Brisbane
Tributes Flow For One Of The World’s Most Beloved War Criminals: “Dead At 100, Far Too Late”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Tributes are today pouring in for one of the titans of modern history, Doctor Henry Kissinger.
Yuppie Motorist Abuses Delivery Rider Racing To Meet 10 Minute Deadline On $9/Hour And 3 Hours Sleep
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There was mild frustration on the streets of Betoota’s French Quarter this afternoon, as an
Local Man Wonders Why Pregnancy Pillow Is Still On The Bed And Not In The Bin Now Baby Is Here
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter father has been left wondering why the pregnancy pillow is still on the
Barnaby Joyce Pays Tribute To “Greatest Australian Poet Since Banjo Paterson” For #AusMusicTShirtDay
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has today surprised the media in his hometown of Tamworth
Coopers Revealed To Be The Beer Equivalent Of A Box Of Favourites
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A groundbreaking new study has been released this week, which is set to shake the beverage
Bloke With Stable 9-5 White Collar Job Proud To Share His Spotify Wrap Is 95% Hard Gangster Rap
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT Charlie Hammersmith eagerly awaited his turn to share his Spotify Wrapped 2023 highlights via the