The Alleged Invasion Day Bomber Was Just Your Typical East Perth Derro. Anyway, Just Look Here Thanks
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia has a refined instinct for threat. It can detect menace as it enters a pub,
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Queenslander Visiting Sydney Imagines What This City Would Look Like If It Had Some Real Pubs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Fitzroy River man, Graeme Kidston (59) has spent the last week in Sydney giving his waterpoof
“Bottomless Brunch Is Great Value” Explains Girlfriend As If She Doesn’t Realise You Can Get A Family Sized Pizza And A Carton For Like 80 Bucks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local woman is today being given a lesson in Boy Math. The impromptu crash course
Filipino Neighbours Casually Sing The Shit Out Of Ja Rule & Ashanti’s ‘Mesmerize’ While Blind During 3am Karaoke Session
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor | Contact In a boozy spectacle that defied both time and sobriety, a group of Filipino mates
Council Meeting Dedicates 45 Minutes To Local Boomer’s Increasingly Deranged Concerns About Society
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Last night’s Betoota Downs Council meeting went just about as well as anyone would have
“Yeah So, That’ll Be $14 670.58” Says Vet Just Having A Guess How Much Doggo Cost To Fix
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter veterinarian pretty much made up the cost to fix a dog this morning
Bloke Warning Against ’15 Minute Cities’ Just Describing His Hometown Before It Was Gutted Of Industry And Services
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you are still recovering from the ‘Aboriginal Land Tax’ or any number of other
Communications Ombudsman Tells Optus To Just Hand Over Their Mobile Coverage To SBS
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The people in charge of communications related disputes have finally commented on the Optus debacle. Prone
Millennial Parents Worry Optus Crash Could Result In Australian Kids Discovering How To Play
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Australia’s largest telecommunications providers is experiencing a massive nationwide outage on mobile and
“So It’s Proper Fucked Today?” Asks Optus User Who Just Assumed She Was In One Of 350k Black Spots
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local woman has finally learnt that she probably won’t be getting any telephone reception
Nation Orders Glenn Maxwell To Fall Off A Golf Buggy Before Every World Cup Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The cricketing nation of Australia has today put in a polite request to the Biggest Show
Breaking: Mate’s Melbourne Cup Tip Just Crossed The Finish Line
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the city of Melbourne, your mate’s tip has finally crossed
Corporate Divorcee Starting To Say Some Things He Can’t Take Back After 8 Hour Cup Function
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Pat McKlint (divorced, 54) has been heard slurring at the top of his voice as he