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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the war in Iran enters its second devastating month, the world has once again been
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Husband Realises He’s Got Another Week Or So Before He Needs To Start Thinking About Presents
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A increasingly large sack of shit has today confirmed to The Advocate that he’s got
West Tigers Sack Entire Board And Replace Them With The Furston Guy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the National Rugby League’s perennial laughing stocks has today finally made an effort
Open Bar At Work Christmas Party Turns Office NPC Into Deeply Twisted Criminal
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brendan Wilston (29) is what most of his colleagues would describe as a run-of-the-mill seat-warmer. With
“What Are These Spoilt Hipsters Complaining About, This Place Is Mad” Says Brisbane Man In Merivale Venue For The First Time
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Brisbane-based insurance assessor is in Sydney this week, attending meetings and tying up loose ends
Victorians Holidaying In Cairns Told They Can Either Start Sandbagging Or Making Sandwiches But Get Off That Fucken Sunbed
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Cyclone Jasper is expected to make landfall in Far North Queensland as a category two storm
Local GP Remains Unwilling To Sign Off On Rooted Man’s Inability To Work Because He’s Still Breathing
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A 60-year-old man with a broken body and no superannuation has been informed by his local
QLD Media Initiate Steven Miles By Quizzing Him On Which Origin Players He Went To School With
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The current Queensland government has today confirmed who its new leader will be. After nearly 9
SMH Newsroom Installs Blackout Curtains To Avoid Seeing The 50,000 Protestors In The City Every Week
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Costello Newspapers of the Sydney Morning Herald and The Age are this week taking extreme
Entire Nation Shares Collective Disappointment At How Well Behaved Schoolies Are Nowadays
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The nation has collectively sighed in disappointment as reports surfaced that this year’s schoolies were
Report: Holy Fuck Look At Grandpa
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local retiree Harry Thompson has inadvertently become a style sensation by incorporating an unexpected accessory into
Office Manager Insisting On A Kris Kringle In This Fucken’ Economy
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In an act of tone deafness so intense it could only happen in an office, local
78-Year-Old Kerry O’Brien To Replace Outgoing Richard Kingsmill As Triple J Music Director
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT ABC music guru, Richard Kingsmill has today announced he will be stepping down from his role