Tradie Can Come Do That Job For Like 4 Times What It's Worth, At Some Point, When He Fucking Feels Like It - Take It Or Leave It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights chippy has today served up a nice dose of reality to a French
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News Teams Search Cyclone Damage For Funny Queenslanders Who Might Say Something Fucked On Camera
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A major network news team is salvaging the wreckage of Cyclone Kirrily today as
Woman Who Used To Put Toothpaste On Her Pimples Stares Blankly At 10 Year Old Niece Asking For Retinol
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A millennial woman has this week been left clutching at her pearls, after her ten year
Dutton Furious With Biased ABC For Letting Coalition Heavyweights Talk Shit About Each Other And Explain How Hopeless They Are In New 3-Part Documentary
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With nothing really to talk about since he made the active decision to undermine the 2022
Doja Cat Wonders If The Hottest 100 Is Another YouTube Show Featuring Spicy Food
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a not so unfamiliar mix-up that highlights the cultural delusion many Australians have about their
Recent Cyclone So Far North That Albo’s Stylist Considers Swapping Byron Akubra For Proper Stetson
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT You wouldn’t know her name, but you’ve been seeing the work of
Patriot Sleeps Soundly After Giving It To Woke Cummins On The Face Book
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights retiree has spoken of the deep, restorative sleep he received last night after
DJ At Brisbane’s Cloudland Forced To Play Sean Paul For 12 Hours Straight As Windies Roll Through
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A music industry professional has this weekend been forced to put in quite a shift. Bowen
“Women’s Tennis Is Reserve Grade” Says 24 Match WAFL Superstar
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT OFF TO A CRACKING START BAZ: The entire Western Australian media establishment are today rushing to
Sydney Rental Agent Simply Kicks Open Studio Door And Lets The Peasants In For A Sniff Around
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Sydney rental agent has tested the strength of his plastic shoes this morning
Bloke Makes Silent Protest Against His Family’s Australia Day Rituals By Sticking To Mid-Strength
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A micro act of rebellion is taking place at a Betoota Heights BBQ today as cheeky
Migrant Prepares Self For A TV Journo Bailing Her Up At Shops For A Soundbite About Australia Day
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT 42-year-old migrant Alina Khandelwal has reportedly been practicing her responses to hypothetical questions about Australia Day
“This Lie Is Unprecedented” Says Dutton Really Thinking Nobody Remembers Liberal Jesus Lying About Introducing A GST Or About Children Overboard Or Weapons Of Mass Destruction
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton has claimed that no greater lie has ever been told by a