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Melbourne Experiences First Day Of Full Sunshine Since 1999 After Collingwood’s 3rd Straight Loss

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The capital of the nation’s mid north south is today preparing to swelter through its

Brooke Boney Announces Departure From Today Show To Begin Studies At Oxford As First Phase Of 20 Year Plan To Slowly Infiltrate A Twisted Family Of British Aristocrats And Take Their Estate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Today Show newsreader and entertainment reporter, Brooke Boney has announced she will be leaving the top-rated

Interstate Queenslander Feels Weird Visiting Pub That Doesn’t Look Like A Medium-Sized Shopping Centre

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Queenslander currently visiting Melbourne for something that his wife thought would be interesting is currently

How This Eight-Year-Old Australian Girl Bought A House By Harvesting Teeth From A Thousand Graves

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact While most people can only dream of getting onto the property ladder, one Betoota Heights girl

Trump Changes Mind About Rudd After Learning That He Too Was Removed From Office By The Elites

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Former United States President Donald Trump has today walked back his war with Former Australian Prime

Recently Dumped Man Having Shit Time At Work Sees Problems Vanish After Cracking Top 500 In SuperCoach

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A run of the mill local man from our town’s project home district of Betoota

Country Dad About To Learn His “She’ll Be Right” Attitude Doesn’t Work For Everything As He Heads To Sydney With A 1994 Street Directory

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local beef producer is on the road headed to Sydney this morning equiped with nothing

Star Casino Accuses QLD Government Of Being “Soft Cocks” After Introducing $1000 Pokie Limits

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The nightmare that has become the construction of Brisbane’s new casino just got much, much

Royal Family Forced To Apologise AGAIN After Yet Another Digitally Altered Photo Is Discovered

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The PR nightmares surrounding Britain’s royal family have continued today, with fresh claims about yet

“If I Lacked Intelligence Would I Be Able To Fluently Say 唐纳德·特朗普将有望与他的啦啦队长鲁珀特·默多克一起死在监狱里!!!?”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that has sent the ALP into damage control, US Presidential hopeful Donald Trump has

Beatnik Dutton Arrives In Tasmania And Begins Campaigning In Hobart’s Upmarket Small Bar Scene

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton has arrived in the nation’s island state today ahead of the