"Oh, You Wouldn't Like This" Says Sultured Chinotto Guy
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A sophisticated man of class, taste and culture reckons "you wouldn't really like&
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Russia’s Opposition Leader Nikolai Kharitonov is today swallowing a bitter sweet pill. While made bitter
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The fabled Tasmanian JackJumpers have today begun their slow but steady march towards an NBL title.
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The one friend who says the most offensive things you’ve ever heard come out of
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some sad but very predictable news from the home of the brave and the land
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights father has told The Advocate he has no qualms with nuclear energy because
LOUIS BOURKE | Culture | Contact 40 years later and Footloose 2 is finally here although lovers of traditional movies may be
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | Contact A local bride-to-be has spoken to The Advocate today about why she’s chosen
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A rather interesting young bloke who says ‘kudos’ instead of ‘congratulations’ has rocked up to the
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A moderately hungover local man has today caught himself humming along to a number of Taylor
LOUIS BOURKE | Culture | Contact We all love a good royal scandal and by ‘we’ I mean people with not much
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A young woman from Betoota’s Flight Path District has today cleared her schedule for the
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has this week amped up his claims to turn Australia into a