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Naughty Victorian Teen Can't Use TikTok But Can Get 25 Years Non-Parole Because That's The World We Live In Now

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Authorities in Victoria have today confirmed that a child who is not mature enough to run

Victoria Vows To Rehabilitate Youth Criminals By Turning Them Into Highly Skilled Adult Criminals

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Victorian government is weighing up a major justice overhaul, eager to help its young offenders

Undeniable New Findings Confirm The Curly Wurly Is Far Superior To Chomp

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An independent study conducted by the Australian Lolly Foundation has confirmed what many have always suspected

Demise Of Menulog Proves There's No Such Thing As Ethical Food Delivery, You Fat Fuck

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The death of Menulog this week has offered Australians a sobering reminder that there is no

Australian Banks Kicking Themselves For Not Thinking Of 50 Year Mortgages First

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As US president Donald Trump announces American citizens will soon be able to take out 50

Softest Suburban Man You Know Has Some Really Strong Opinions About Masculinity

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the least athletic blokes you know has today chirped up about the state of

Cash-Strapped Channel 10 Reveal Big Brother House

Government Set To Give Every Child Under 16 A RipStik To Negate Effects Of Social Media Ban

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the clock comes closer to striking midnight, the Australian government has today made a stunning

45-Year-Old Suburban Australian Accountant Claims He's Always Casually Worn Windbreakers And Bucket Hats

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Close to half a million Oasis fans have been treated to what's being described

Report: No One Cares That You Know What The Dow Jones Is

TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact The Betoota finance district is in a state of chaos this morning after a report out

High-Speed Rail Authority Conduct Feasibility Study Into Conducting A Feasibility Study Into Creating A High-Speed Rail Authority

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The newly established interim High-Speed Rail Authority (HSRA) has today confirmed the commencement of a multi-phase

New Jamie Oliver Cookbook, 10 Nanosecond Meals, Promises To Feed Your Family Before The Light Reflecting Off The Meal Even Registers On Their Fucking Retinas

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In what experts are calling the epic conclusion of two decades of speed-orientated culinary charlatanism, celebrity