"Oh, You Wouldn't Like This" Says Sultured Chinotto Guy
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A sophisticated man of class, taste and culture reckons "you wouldn't really like&
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Spike In Vape Prices Causes Local Youths To Just Start Giving Lunch A Miss
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Amidst a relentless surge in underground vape prices, a concerning trend has emerged as Gen Z
BOM Issues Severe Ick Forecast As Brisk Mornings Inspire The Return Of Gym-Bros In Meggings
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The Bureau of Meteorology has issued a national “Ick alert” this week as gyms
Elon Musk Accuses Former Liberal Senator Don Chipp Of Attacking Free Speech In 1970 By Introducing The Australian Classifications Board
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Billionaire Elon Musk’s showdown with the Albanese government has escalated overnight, as the Blood Diamond
Bloke That Forgot To Take Friday Off Has Multiple Ghost Encounters In Empty Workplace
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a strange turn of events, local office worker Callum Birch (32), who forgot to take
Arj Barker Asks Baby Crying At Dawn Service To Be Removed
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Dawn Service on NSW’s Mid North Coast has taken an uncomfortable turn this morning,
Warm April Provides Perfect Weather For Local Arts Student To Rip Out The John Cena Jorts
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Some stonewash denim is tickling a man’s shins this morning as a local
Sky News Boomer Who Feels Excluded By Welcome To Country Probably Won’t Make The Dawn Service
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As social media rages with right-wing culture wars surrounding multiculturalism, Indigenous rights, and youth issues – tomorrow
Shock As Another South African Poon Shows Little Respect For The Australian Public
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The wider Australian public has been besmirched by an uppity South African poon again, this time
32 Year Old Perth Man Thinks J Cole Went Against Spirit Of Hip Hop By Apologizing To Kendrick
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a revelation that has sent shockwaves through the hip-hop community, a 32-year-old Perth man has
City Man Who Moves Spreadsheet Columns For A Living Purchases New Turbo-Dickhead-Injection Ute
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A gilet wearing man who works in our town’s business district has today wowed friends,
Government Left With PR Nightmare After Serving Takedown Injunction To Wrong Elon Musk
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian government is today wiping the egg off its face, after a rather embarrassing logistical
Elderly Cairns Tourists Almost Completely Indistinguishable From Elderly Cairns Locals
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While the sea-change and tree-change decentralisation is reigning havoc on regional and coastal communities, it’s