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Bowls Club Life Members Board Full Of No Nonsense First Names

KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT Whilst the country continues to endure a wave of needlessly eccentric baby names, one

End Of An Era As Wayne Bennett Puts Scarborough Fuckpad On The Market

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a move that marks the end of an era, legendary rugby league coach Wayne Bennett

Optimistic Perth Man Declares The West Coast Reidbuild Officially Complete

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A man from the Far Western outpost of Perth has this week offered an official statement

Iran’s President Confirmed Dead In Helicopter Crash Caused By CIA Lanyard Caught In Tail Rotor

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The world’s most most beloved regime toppling organisation has today been forced to deny allegations

Kids Outfit “Designed In Byron” Made By Kids In Bangladesh

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a revelation that has left the local ethical fashion community choking on their kombucha, it

Soccer Franchise With The Same GDP As Eastern Europe Celebrates Miracle Premiership

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Manchester City, a club with a financial stockpile rivaling that of small nations, has miraculously clinched

QLD Premier Says Damage Caused By NRL Magic Round Will Help Speed Up Olympics Developments

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The resilient people of Brisbane have been left to pick up the pieces today, after welcoming

Local Ad Executive Dreams Of Buying A Classic Defender And Ruining It

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A senior creative at one of the district’s most awarded ad agencies has told The

Boomer Who’s Spent Years Complaining About Cancel Culture Agrees Gina’s Portrait Should Be Taken Down

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A member of Betoota’s Prestigious Royal Betoota Golf Club has this weekend had an interesting

Report: Just Nationalise Sportsbet You Pussy

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the sunshine disappears behind the icy rain of an unseasonably bitter winter, the current cost-of-living

Do You Enjoy High Intensity Exercise With Members Of The Opposite Sex? Well The Betoota Run Club Is For You

Nation Surprised Gina Rinehart Genuinely Thinks An Artwork Could Lower Her Public Standing

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT News consumers and readers in the country of Australia have this week been made aware of