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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today called the nation in for a big meeting, that definitely
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Olympic Diving Scouts Sent To NAIDOC Family Day At Local Community Centre
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT BLAK, LOUD AND PROUD: Betoota’s local rec centre was visited by some of Australia’s
Working Class Suburb Prepares For Over-55s Female Homelessness Crisis After Spotting Poodle In A Puffer Jacket
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A group of older women in Betoota’s Flight Path district are today preparing for the
Billy Slater Tells Media That At The End Of The Day, Queenslanders Are All Queenslanders And The State Is United By Being Queenslanders Who Love Queensland, In Queensland
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Queensland Maroons coach Billy Slater has today issued a resounding statement to the poisonous Southern media.
Easiest Way To Distinguish Between Type A And B Personalities Is How Long They Hold Onto Umbrellas
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As the nation continues to be hit with rain, it’s become even easier to distinguish
Man Wishes He Could Remember Wife’s Phone Number Instead Of Top 10 Pro Skaters Of The Late 1990s
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local 40-year-old has today accepted the fact that he no longer has the ability to
Spanish Coach Celebrates Victory By Planting Nonconsensual Kiss On Lips Of Striker Alvaro Morata
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The coach of the Spanish Men’s Football team has today come under fire for a
Australia’s New Anti-Semitism Envoy Disgusted To Learn The NSW Liberal Party Kept Jews Out Of Federal Parliament Until 2016
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After months of social unrest that has followed the October 7th attacks on Israel, and subsequent
Tradhusband Asks If He Can Go To The Pub This Weekend
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local tradhusband Martyn Hessman has mustered the courage to ask his wife, Sarah, if he can
Man Whose Dad And Uncle Had Their Heads Blown Off While In Office Maybe A Bit Skeptical Of The System
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The two major parties vying for glory in the tightly and viciously contested upcoming US election
Brisbane Archbishop Father Mark Coleridge Warns Congregation That God Forgives, The CFMEU Doesn’t
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Archbishop of Brisbane has called for wariness amongst his congregants, as the Queensland State election
John Cena Announces Retirement From WWE Despite Not Being Seen For Decades
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In shocking news from the wrestling world today, legend John Cena has announced his WWE retirement
Flying Arsehole Remains Unrepentant For Chewing Through Local Man’s Cladding
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights resident has returned home this morning to his seven-figure shitbox on Rothery Road