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See, This Is What Happens When The Kids Get Off Bloody TikTok!!!

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A young shredder from the Gold Coast has today added another few hundred grams of Gold

Lime Cordiale Have Broken The Aussie ARIA Chart Drought – And Joined The Betoota Podcast For An In Depth Chat. Listen Now!

British PM Urges Premier League To The Bring 2024 Season Forward A Week To Distract These Morons

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The UK Prime Minister has promised “swift criminal sanctions” for anyone who has taken part in

Popular Yuan-To-AUD Conversion Facility Claims 40% Cap On Foreign Students Will Essentially Make It Insolvent

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the nation’s most esteemed Yuan-to-AUD Conversion Facilities, the University

British Lad Returns From Residence In Spain To Take Part In Xenophobic Riots In England

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An English migrant in Spain that still can’t even count to 10 in Spanish has

Track And Field Events Responsible For Meteoric Rise In Blokes Bringing Up High School Achievements

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact As the second week of the Paris Olympics kicks off, the world watches on as the

Dusty Tells Serena To Book The Maldives Villa After Announcing Retirement

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Richmond Tigers superstar Dustin Martin has today announced that he will be hanging up the boots.

Margaret River Breaks Out The Shiraz For Brekky And Cheers On Their Local Boy For Gold

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The picturesque town of Margaret River, renowned for being the number one spot to get shitfaced

Local Bloke Puts Drunk Mate In Uber And Kisses Both Him And His 4.9 Customer Rating Goodbye

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who’s managed to rack up an almost perfect Uber customer rating has been

Recession Fears Force Government To Raise Terror Threat Level

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Federal Government, in partnership with the Australian Security Intelligence Organisation (ASIO), has announced

Polyamory Just The Easiest Way To Find A Reliable Dungeons And Dragons Group

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who has struggled to find a reliable dungeons and dragons group has finally found

Funny Ancient Greek Sports Begin As 2024 Olympics Enters Second Week

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia is currently cherishing our time at the top end of the 2024 Olympic medal tally,