The Nation

City Worker Wins LinkedIn By Cutting The Shit And Posting Short Video Of Himself Performing Autofellatio

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Worthless office drone Brad Jenkins has taken won LinkedIn today according to colleagues and acquaintances alike

Public Servant Recalled To The Office Fears They Might Have To Actually Complete Tasks In Return For Money Again

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Betoota Shire Council has announced that all public servants will be recalled to the office,

Suburban Chinese Restaurants Booked Out As Australia Pays Tribute With A Succulent Chinese Meal

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Jack Karlson, widely known for his theatrical arrest outside a Fortitude Valley restaurant in 1991, has

Bloke Called Keegan From The Gold Coast Obviously Wins Gold In Skateboarding

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Australia has gone bang bang bang bang overnight, with a mid 1800s Victorian style gold rush.

Allora’s Railway Hotel Will Be Open At 4AM To Watch Local Boy Matt Denny In Paris, If You’re Around

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The best little pub in the best little town on the Darling Downs is turning it

Help! This Woman’s Sleep Paralysis Demon Is A Couple Wearing Matching Oodies

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though sleep paralysis is a terrifying ordeal for anyone, it seems that the cold winter months

QLD Premier Begins Dabbling In Katterist Politics With New Plan To Nationalise Petrol Stations

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Critics and opponents of Queensland Premier Steven Miles can say a lot of things about him,

After Not Bringing Up The Lockdowns For A Couple Weeks, Melbourne Now Carrying On About A 3.9 Magnitude Earthquake

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In the face of a looming financial crisis, the backdrop of prolonged global conflict and to

Local Girl Skips The Niceties And Just Asks Date To Show Her His Instagram Explore Page

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman burnt out by dating apps has now come up with a efficient system

REX Neither Confirms Nor Denies Rumours They’ve Acquired A Fleet Of Ex-RAAF Caribous And A Couple Old Hercs

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Embattled regional airline REX is rumoured to have acquired a small fleet of ex-Royal Australian Air

See, This Is What Happens When The Kids Get Off Bloody TikTok!!!

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A young shredder from the Gold Coast has today added another few hundred grams of Gold

Lime Cordiale Have Broken The Aussie ARIA Chart Drought – And Joined The Betoota Podcast For An In Depth Chat. Listen Now!