The Nation

Liberals Housing Policy Just A $5bn Wire Transfer To Meriton

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Liberal Party have announced their long-awaited housing policy today in Canberra. While

Boss Tracking Worker’s Every Move Told To Come Look At Why Bloke Was On Toilet For 10 Minutes

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local working class man has today told The Man to come with him on a

7 Ways That Aboriginal People Can Highlight Injustice Without ‘Going The Wrong Way About It’

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you haven’t been watching the news, Federal Senator Lidia Thorpe is facing backlash

Broke TV Network Loses Bid To Force Broke Rapist To Pony Up Security For The Next Lawyer’s Picnic

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Network Ten has lost their bid to force unpopular law student Bruce Lehrmann to

King Charles Lobsters Himself On Last Day In Australia After Falling Asleep On Coogee Beach

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The man who operates under the technical title of Australia’s Sovereign is today wincing his

Local Man Wonders Why He’s Never Seen His Old Boy Without A Beard

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Betoota Heights computer enjoyer Liam Carter has found himself pondering one of his life’

After Ten Years Of Staring At Spreadsheets, Local Office Worker Is Now A DJ On The Side

A local millennial man has this weekend shared some videos of himself spinning some DJ decks, as part of his

Australian PM And King Charles Bond Over The Fact That They Both Grew Up In Public Housing

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Aside from the odd heckle from Aboriginal senators in Parliament House, it can be confirmed that

6 Scary Halloween Costume Ideas For Queensland Women Who Value Reproductive Healthcare

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Calling all Queensland women! Have you left your Halloween costume until the last minute again? Don’

Australia’s Freedom Of Speech Advocates Suddenly Go Missing When It Comes To A Loud Black Sheilah

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The Warriors of Free Speech have taken a notable u-turn today, after an incident in

“Wait… What? Mummy Never Mentioned Any Of This!” – King Charles Stunned By Thorpe’s Revelations

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian media outrage machine is in overdrive today, after an Aboriginal woman dared to say

Filmmaker Jaydon Martin Joins The Betoota Advocate To Discuss His New Film, Bundy And Aussie Cinema