Australia Urgently Sends Tubby Taylor To France On Diplomatic Posting As Europe Endures Brutal Heatwave
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After three consecutive days of a record-breaking heatwave in France, Australia has moved quickly to
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After Leaving Mum’s Uterus, QLD Baby To Be Completely Ignored By The LNP Until It Steals A Car
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After being carried to full-term, a local Queenslander has successfully passed through the birth canal
Albo Dons Traditional Coastie Dress As He Ventures Down To The Kinny Pub For His First Beer As A Cenny Coast Local
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is headed to the pub this afternoon like millions of
Bloke Who Drives Kitted Out Raptor Assures Stressed Little Cousin That Her ATAR Doesn’t Mean Shit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Year 12 student has felt a wave of relief wash over her body this
Absolutely Stacked Stranger In Mid-Tier Sportswear Is Keen On Buying Some Recreational Drugs Bro
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A stranger who looks like he usually takes pretty good care of himself appears to have
Peter Dutton Keeping Verrrrryyyyyyyyyy Quiet About His 400 Million Dollar Portfolio
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the fallout continues from the Prime Minister’s ill-advised property purchase on the Cenny
Sydney Residents Urged To Resist Snorting Mystery Substance Washed Up On Beach
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Residents of the southern hemisphere’s largest open air sewer are being asked by
Pizza Rounda Lobbyists Donate Heavily To LNP As QLD Premier Unveils Healthy School Lunches Plan
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The momentum that Premier Miles was gaining in the final weeks of the 2024 Queensland Election
Cat That Ignored Worried Calls For 6 Hours Suddenly Alive And Well After Hearing Biscuits Rattling
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds moggy has finally come out from their hiding place this morning, having spent
Lehrmann’s Threat To Start An OnlyFans Proves Public Servants Will Do Anything But Get A White Card
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Out-of-work chungus Bruce Lehrmann has been living off a different variety of
Rich Losers Who Buy Homes Near Famous NSW Live Music Precincts To Be Given A Teaspoon Of Cement
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In new rules that are possibly 20 years too late, the NSW Government will now tell
Of Course The Annoying Guy At New Job Is A Whovian
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local woman Amy Matthews (24) recently started a new office job and is not surprised at
PM’s Optics Department Throws Phone Out Window After Albo Buys $4.3 Million Luxury Beach House
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The head of the Prime Minister’s Optics Department has today taken the day off. Speaking