Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Crisafulli Now The Biggest Thing To Come Out Of Ingham Since Sam Backo
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the deep far south east of Queensland, David Crisafulli has put
Traveller Treats Himself To A Bag Of Human Schmackos
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After a long on the road, local man Luke Sheridan found himself wrestling with
“How Ya Going?” Says First Tin Of The Arvo
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT On a beautiful Spring afternoon, the first tin of the day is absolutely looking the go,
Sooky Little Snowflakes Still Calling For Lidia To Resign Because She Offended Them
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some shocking news from Australia’s political sphere, it’s been alleged that some of
Brisbane Lord Mayor Offers To Move Tent City Residents To Cool New Place Called Chinderah
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Brisbane’s Lord Mayor Adrian Schrinner has unveiled a bold plan to solve the
Pup Reveals He’s Also Ready To Come Out Of Retirement
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The greatest cricket cricketer since Don Bradman has today set the keyboards on fire, with a
Healthy Harold To Be Replaced By One Of Those Reformed Crooks You See On Tiktok
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In shocking news, the federal government announced today that the beloved Healthy Harold program, a health
Brissy Teenager Celebrates Getting His Red Ps By Going On A 3 Hour Drive To Nowhere In Particular
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Brisbane teenager, who doesn’t have much experience on the great open roads apart from
Homebuyer Realises This Suburb Is Out Of Reach After Spotting A Street Library
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A man hoping to get his foot into the housing market is devastated to discover that
Elon Musk Also Offering A Million Bucks Per Day To Anyone Who’ll Be Friends With Him
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Everyone’s favourite precious jewel heir has today hit the news with an exciting new campaign!
Workers Recalled To Office Arrive With Refreshed And Renewed Loathing For Their Bullshit Job
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate’s sales and human resources department have been recalled to our Daroo
LeBron And Bronny The First Father Son Combo Since 2022 Penrith Panthers And Parramatta Eels
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The sporting world is marvelling at an incredible feat that took place in the NBA today.