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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Yep, go on. If you can and are able, enjoy one, two or however fucking many
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Despite Best Intentions, School Formal Afterparty Much More Inbetweeners Than Euphoria
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Some school leaver from Betoota Heights High have this week gone out with a serious bang!
Parasitic Retirement Villages Now First In Line For ‘Great Wealth Transfer’ Millennials Had Hoped For
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Millennials have been warned that relying on inheritance as a safety net cannot be guaranteed, with
Nation’s Media Declares Israel’s Special Observational Cartography Voyage To Lebanon Has Begun
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Media around the country received their Associated Press (AP) update a short time ago that the
Microwave Rice Gives Local Girl’s Homemade Poke Bowl A Boost Of Forever Chemicals
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local girl’s attempt to whip up a healthy meal has been thwarted
Bad News For QLD Labor As Poll Numbers Suggest LNP Might Get A Brief Run Like Campbell Did 9 Years Ago
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In fairly unsurprising news, recent polling numbers have found that Queensland voters might be willing to
Sadness Across Ireland As Nation’s Last Young Adult Leaves For Australia
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ireland will be without a single young adult from 6pm this evening Dublin time as the
Koala Airlines To Compete With Duopoly By Offering Basic Respect To Staff, Customers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Koala Airlines has announced plans to shake up the long-held Qantas-Virgin aviation duopoly by offering a
Barnaby Says His Chinese-Made Ariat Boots Exploding Over The Weekend Stands As A Warning To Us All
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Barnaby Joyce has issued a warning to all Australians that Chinese-made products could pose a threat
How The Brisbane Lions Dismantled The Swans On The Greatest Stage Of All: They Scored A Fuckload More Goals
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Yep, that’s right. The Brisbane Lions scored literally twice as many points as the Sydney
Linen Shirts To Fly At Half Mast Across Bondi After Eastern Suburbs Has A Terrible Weekend
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A 48-hour period of public mourning has been announced for Sydney’s eastern suburbs
Okay, That Was Pretty Sick
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Yep, credit to the head honchos at the AFL, that was fucking awesome. American Pop Star
“Perfect” Says Newspaper Editor After Learning Man Defending Negative Gearing Is Also Indian Or Whatever
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The editor of our newspaper’s crosstown rival publication, The Betoota Bugle, has laughed all the