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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Yep, go on. If you can and are able, enjoy one, two or however fucking many
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In what is perhaps the most ambitious signing in recent NRL history, the Canberra Raiders have
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local liquor store employee has spoken out about his frustration at everyone calling him ‘Chief’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that is being frantically pushed to the front page in an effort to distract
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Local teen Emily Jones has unearthed an unlikely gold mine right in her own home—her
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT People from all over the world have gathered to mourn the death of the Brat meme
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT His Maj is on Australian soil. The King and Queen Camilla are being welcomed on their
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Opposition Leader has been praised this week for deciding to give the general public
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT King Charles III and Queen Camilla will be in Australia this week — their first visit here
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke with an extensive Warhammer 40K collection has sweated bullets today, after his wife
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Is your life boring? Is it less ‘Bridgerton’ and more like the Australian version of The
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As much as the Australian media commentators insist that world leaders should live in poverty, Prime
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | CONTACT Right across Australia today, late-20s women are arriving at their places of employment with smeared