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PM Should Worry About His Own Generation Of Social Media Users Who Give Their Life Savings To Fictional Foreign Women
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A spokesperson for the nation’s teenagers has today asked the Prime Minister to have a
Under 16s Social Media Ban Could Just Be, Like, A Smartphone Ban? Because Kids Can Just Call Mum On A Nokia? Like They Used To?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact As the Albanese government rushes to legislate social media age limits, Parliament is today debating the
Social Media Age Limits To Be Enforced Using The Same Very Successful System As Pornhub
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact As debate rages on about the merits of stopping kids from accessing mind altering content that
NBL Reach Out To The Rizzler In Desperate Attempt To Keep Pace With Nation’s Other Sporting Codes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact As competition increases for the nation’s ever-shortening attention span, the National Basketball League is pulling
Albo Gets Down On All Fours And Barks Like A Dog After Being Told To By Peter V’Landys
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has embraced his inner furry this morning after getting down on all fours
Coalition Unsure If Protecting Kids From Online Predators And Eating Disorders Is A Form Of Censorship
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The Liberal and National Party opposition to Australia’s world-first under-16s social media ban is growing,
Journalist Writing 12th Only Fans Article For Week Finds Self Praying For Return Of MAFS
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local journalist at the Betoota Bugle has today found herself in a peculiar situation. Stacey
NIMBY Suddenly Worried About ‘Infrastructure’ After Realising New Developments Can Cause Multiculturalism
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The Betoota Inlet Train Station sits on an arterial commuter railway line that is 5 stops
“Geez Those Stanley Cups Aren’t Cheap” Says Boyfriend Reusing Same Crusty Microplastic-Shedding Plastic Bottle Since 2019
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A harmless local jar-opener has today made it clear that he doesn’t think buying a
Report: We May Never Win Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Wallabies fans around the country are today coming to terms with a rather daunting prospect. After
Divorcee’s Ridiculous New Haircut Confirms He’s Been Dating Women Who Are Way Too Young For Him
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact It didn’t take local divorcee, Frankie (45) too long to realise that he needed to
Man Earmarked As One Of The First Against The Wall When Society Collapses Finds The Perfect Car
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local chode, widely tipped to be among the first to go during any societal breakdown,