Shirvo Shifts Nervously On Sunrise Couch As Story Of Penis Doping At Winter Olympics Emerges
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sunrise Star Matt 'Shirvo' Shirvington has this week found himself awkwardly fumbling his way
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Opinion: Celebrating Saruman’s Death Is Wrong, He Was A Father
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact One of the more moving stories I find myself returning to is an account of the
Mate Who Just Completely Missed The Cue Ball Told To Hand His Car Keys Over
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has this weekend had matters taken out of his hands. In some welcome
No No No No Nooooooooooooooo, Older Sister’s New Boyfriend Looks Like This
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local family unit is today coming to terms with a tough new reality. The immediate
Major Hotel Chains Quietly Stop Hosting Australia Day Events As They Don’t Draw A Crowd Anymore Because This Needlessly Mythologised And Alcohol-Fuelled Celebration Of Chest-Beating Patriotism Is An Increasingly Irrelevant Liberal Party Invention That Has
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact As Peter Dutton ramps up his culture wars by refusing to stand in front of the
Pandemic Support Floofers Put Up For Adoption In Record Numbers Because Their Owners Are Selfish Yuppie Fucks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As many around the nation begin shutting down for the year, those on the frontline in
Christmas Party Hijacked By Filo Workmate’s Cunning Plan To End Up At Karaoke
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A work Christmas Party in Betoota’s Old City District is looking very likely to descend
Sorry China, The International Airport And New Roads Won’t Be Necessary… Because PNG IS JOINING THE NRL!!!
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact In breaking news that has completely undone several decades of China’s soft power diplomacy in
Man Transported Back To 2006 After Hearing Distinctive Whistle Of Nerf Vortex Over Head At The Beach
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man has transcended through the laws of quantum physics and found himself teleported to
Commuter Officially A Grown Up After Being Overcome With Rage At The Little Cunts Not Standing Up For Old Ladies
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The circle of life continues today, as a once flippant little brat transforms into a cranky
Oh Fuck Yeah: The Scissors Are Gliding
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The frustrating task of wrapping Christmas presents has just become very worthwhile. This comes as one
As Dutton Stokes Culture Wars, Littleproud Secures The Balcony At Sunshine Beach Surf Club For Some Prawns And Ten Ice Cold Schooners Of Great Northern
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In the middle of the Sunshine Beach Surf Club’s bustling lunch crowd, Nationals Leader David
Oh Dear: Country Bloke Has Already Shifted To The Rums At Work Christmas Party
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A Betoota CBD establishment is currently bracing for a Category 4 weather event this afternoon. The