Scrubs Up Alright Old Kyle
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The biggest story in Australian media is entering a new chapter this morning, as Kyle Sandilands
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Kerr Actually Behaving Pretty Good For A Half-Pissed Perth Girl Who’s Been Hauled Into The Cop Shop Over A Cab Fare At 3AM
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Matildas Captain and Chelsea star Sam Kerr has faced court again, in her running dispute with
Prime Minister Kicks Off 2025 Election Campaign By Joining Spanian For A Tour Of Camperdown Housos
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The 2025 Federal Election is well underway, and it will be an election like no other.
“DUDE This NBA Trade Is Crazy!” Says Vanilla Office Guy From Upper Middle Class Household
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local spreadsheet wrangler who works in the finance industry has today taken some time to
Dutton Vows To Make NDIS More Efficient By Replacing It With Unpaid Female Labour And Centrelink
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has today unveiled his plan to tackle what he calls waste and
Dutton Stops Talking About Anti-Semitic Attacks After Learning The Perpetrators Don’t Have Brown Skin Or Pink Hair
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has this week started to wheel back from his recent Inglorious Basterds
Schooner Prices Go Up Today In Line With Extremely Pleasant Timeline World Is Currently In
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The price of a schooner has increased today, which perfectly aligns with the world’s current
North Queensland Pubs Celebrate As Record-Breaking Rainfall Grounds All Flights Out
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact North Queensland is expected to stay soaked today, as major rainfall continues to fill the already
England Cricket Humiliated Again As Aussies Win The Lashes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The failed state of England has once again lived up to its reputation, and folded in
Dad Who Never Cooks Convinced That He’s Actually Quite Good At It
MITCH M. CARTER | Culture | CONTACT A local father of two has caused a serve case of rolled eyes this evening
Congo Glad The War On Woke Is Over And The USA Is Focusing On Funding Rwandan Militia To Butcher The Congolese Because Their Valuable Mineral Resources Are Currently Being Mined By Chinese Companies And That Negatively Impacts The US Oligarchs Ability To
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the largest countries in the world is this year celebrating the ushering in of
RFK Jr’s Senate Hearing Derailed By Heated 15 Minute Argument About Whether Pee Is Stored In The Balls
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The incoming Health Secretary of the United States has treated the senate to a rather interesting
Report: Fuck January Usually Goes A Lot Faster Than This
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A recent report by a lesser known Australian government department has found that what you’re