Shirvo Shifts Nervously On Sunrise Couch As Story Of Penis Doping At Winter Olympics Emerges
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sunrise Star Matt 'Shirvo' Shirvington has this week found himself awkwardly fumbling his way
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With Only 6 State Seats To Their Name, WA Liberals Tell Temu Trump To Stay The Fuck Away From Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact With the Western Australia selection now less than three weeks away, the most unlucky political leader
Office NPC Says Get Jumper On My Torso Right Now!
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An account director at some forgettable advertising agency has splashed out this morning, securing an ugly
Bloke With Entire Return And Earn Worth Of BSc Energy Drink Cans In Ute Assures Girlfriend It’s ‘The Healthy One’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A man with a noticeably carbonated blood stream has today had a come to Jesus conversation
Drake Spotted Enjoying The Famous Thursday Night At The ‘Teenwood’ In North Sydney
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the world’s biggest artists has caused a splash in Sydney this week, after
Bond Villain Buys Bond
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Amazon Prime has assumed creative control of the James Bond franchise, effectively becoming the new arbitor
Road Rage Incident Ends Abruptly After Maltese Boxing Gloves Spotted Hanging From The Rear View
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The motorists jammed in back-to-back traffic on the main road of Betoota’s Flight Path District
The Puffer Vestification Of Bathurst And Orange Puts National Party At Risk Of Losing Safe NSW Seat
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The 2025 Federal Election hasn’t even been called yet, but both the Labor Government and
Former Indie Sleaze Scenester Skips A Month’s Child Support Payments Because The Kooks Are Touring
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Betoota sound tech, Pete Bartholomew (42) has this week been forced to make the most difficult
Walking Comorbidity Who Doesn’t Pay His Workers Updates Party Slogan “To Honour Above All”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The AliExpress version of Donald Trump has this week made a splash ahead of the looming
“There’s A Barrel With Gupta’s Name On It” Declares SA Government
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The South Australian government has declared that embattled steel magnate Sanjeev Gupta is now officially on
Clive Palmer Reveals He Still Has Every Australians Phone Number And Is About To Start Texting Us Again
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Just when Australians thought that the 2025 Federal Election was going to be noisy enough, it
Liberal Party Begs Their Leader To Please Not Attend Father Gerald Ridsdale’s Funeral
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Liberal Party of Australia are today putting their heads together to figure out a plan.