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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sunrise Star Matt 'Shirvo' Shirvington has this week found himself awkwardly fumbling his way
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The stars have aligned for the girls, the gays, the theys and their fabulous allies across
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Ukraine’s President is today taking his medicine, after copping a body blow in the Oval
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Up to 9000 people are at risk of losing their jobs because the woke left refuses
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation of Australia has today confirmed how stoked it is to be closely tied to
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In national sports news, props around the nation have been celebrating this week as
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT A new study conducted while doom-scrolling on TikTok has confirmed what the global sisterhood has
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Sydney gay who’s been desperately trying to stay away from all the Mardi Gras
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Bluey fans around the country are today recovering from a bombshell revelation. Fans of the popular
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Amazon founder and master in human exploitation, Jeff Bezos has today been accused of being a
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The federal Liberal-National Coalition are today indulging in another day of fear mongering about the ‘great
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Unsinkable radio titan Kyle Sandilands has joined the voices condemning Triple M’s Marty Sheargold this
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT National Security conscious Australians are today walking a little freer, after some welcome news off the