Shirvo Shifts Nervously On Sunrise Couch As Story Of Penis Doping At Winter Olympics Emerges
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sunrise Star Matt 'Shirvo' Shirvington has this week found himself awkwardly fumbling his way
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Report: At Least New Shithole Housing Development Has Mad Street Names
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A new housing development on the fringes of Betoota has been described by residents as a
Deception Bay Man Declares Himself Cyclone Ready
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As Tropical Cyclone Alfred moves toward the Queensland coast, officials have warned residents to prepare for
Brisbane’s Surfers Rush To Make The Most Of The Freight Train Sets Rolling Into South Bank Beach
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As Cyclone Alfred barrels towards south east Queensland, surfers have made the logical decision to abandon
Clive Palmer Tied Down And Secured Ahead Of Cyclone
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Minders of the nation’s most beloved politician have today made a welcome announcement. As Tropical
First Good News Of 2025 As Jeep Stops Selling Their Piece Of Shit Grand Cherokee In Australia
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Carmarker Jeep has seen the writing on the wall this weekend and abandoned their efforts to
Gold Coast Stores Stripped Bare Of Fake Tan And Teeth Whitener Ahead Of Cyclone Alfred
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The South East Corner and Northern Coast of NSW are battening down the hatches today, as
Bloke Cracks Up Remembering That Time His School Bus Driver Bashed The Fuck Out Of A Teenager For Talking Back
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A high-flying finance executive in the Big Apple has today taken a brief mental detour from
America’s Weird Anti-War Rebrand Leaves Rest Of The World Feeling Closer To A World War Than Ever
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The global community is this week trying to wrap its head around what the future holds
Yeronga Man To Move Most Valuable, Over-Insured Items To The Ground Floor This Evening
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Yeronga local Scott O’Donnell has made a decision even the Barefoot Investor could get around
Brisbane Dad Frantically Gets In One Last Mow Before Cyclone Alfred Makes Landfall
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Capalaba dad has spent this morning frantically preparing for what is shaping up as one
Report: Yes, Now Is Exactly The Time To Rush Through 7 Nuclear Plants Right Next To Australia’s Major Ports And Most Fertile Farmland
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the world edges the closest it’s been to World War Three since the Cold
ADHD Drug Concerta Joins Ozempic As The Next Medicine To Be Wasted On People Whose Only Ailments Are Being Lazy, Rich And Annoying
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact The back shelves at pharmacies around town have been stripped of Concerta as the ADHD