Shirvo Shifts Nervously On Sunrise Couch As Story Of Penis Doping At Winter Olympics Emerges
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sunrise Star Matt 'Shirvo' Shirvington has this week found himself awkwardly fumbling his way
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The Betoota Advocate Struggles To Stereotype Formula 1 Fans
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Betoota Advocate is still trying to figure out how to stereotype F1 fans, as their
Four Corners Reveals How For-Profit Childcare Centres Made A Lot Of Very Dodgy People Very Rich
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Four Corners investigation has unveiled that the nation’s for profit childcare centres have made
Parramatta Fan Cancels Kayo Subscription And Unplugs TV From The Wall
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local blue and gold wearing man from Betoota Heights is today sighing his way through
Local Queenslander Means No Disrespect To The Irish But He’ll Stick To Splitting The X
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A full-blooded Queenslander has this afternoon tip toed around cultural sensitivities and very politely opted against
PM: “That’s Uh, Quite Disrespectful But, Uh, Also Very Fucking Hard, So, Uh, Yeah, Play On I Guess”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has weighed in on an incident that saw the stolen bronze head
Report: Looking At A Blokes Socks Found To Be Quickest Way To Tell If He’s Single
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Trying to quickly figure out if a bloke is single? Chances are, his socks hold the
Local Irishman Puts On Best Gaelic Training Jersey Ahead Of Big Night Out On The Town
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Irishman currently residing in County Coogee is gearing up for a huge Paddy’s
Albanese Escalates US Trade War And Threatens A 20% Tariff On Redcliffe Disco
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The cold trade war between Australia and the US has escalated today, as Prime Minister Anthony
Queenslanders Receives Instructions For Next Stage Of Cyclone Recovery: “Go Stimulate The Economy”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the mud shovelled out and local businesses putting their shoulders to the wheel to earn
Report: Making Sex Noises While Your Mate Is On The Phone To His Mum Always A Good Gag
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It can be confirmed that making sex noises while your mate is on the phone to
Life Hack: It’s Actually Cheaper To Buy A Toastie On The Plane Than In The Airport
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As Karl Saunders rockets towards Cairns on Jetstar’s JQ929 service, he ponders something;
All Diplomatic Ties Cut With The America After Blatant Attack On Our Native Fauna
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The United States has finally done it. After decades of pushing the friendship with things like