Karl Officially A Boomer As His Descent Into Brain Rot Algorithms Sees Him Estranged From Old Friends
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There is major movement in Australian media this week, as the nation's highest-paid
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“Here Is Good Enough” Says Bladder
A local bladder has decided to effectively stop working as a local resident fumbles with the front door keys tonight.
Woman’s Lifestyle Not Half As Active Or Giggly As Tampon Commercial Would Have You Believe
Ingrid Doulton | Lifestyle Editor | Contact Though she’s been on many a jog this year, Marcey D’Amato has never
ANZ Bank Warned That Bob’s Gonna Crush You Bastards Slowly
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Renegade North Queensland MP Bob Katter has this week sent shots in the boardrooms of financial
Locals Sports Club Announce Steven Bradbury As Guest Speaker For The Third Year In A Row
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact If it’s not broke, don’t fix it. That’s the message that
Pub Advertising $20 Jugs Like It’s Some Sweet Deal
WENDELL HUSSEY | Editor | CONTACT A local pub has faced criticism this evening after advertising a reasonably standard priced jug as
Hobby-Farming Merchant Banker Understands El Nino Is Pretty Much A Bear Market But Like For Rain
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter merchant banker visited his Betoota Downs farm over the weekend and
Wacol Prison Praised For Rehabilitation Rates With Inmates Who Previously Couldn’t Fight
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Wacol Prison, or Arthur Gorrie Correctional Centre as it is officially titled, has been applauded this
Former Plebiscite No Voter Redirects Energy Towards Being Upset About Ban On Plastic Bags
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact After an unsuccessful 18 months spent campaigning against societal decay, a prominent Betoota-based No voter
Salesman At Airport Gate Talking About Payroll Software Conference Like It’s Coachella
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Local payroll systems sales representative, Gil Milat (53) appears to be approaching orgasm today, as he
Thousands Of Obnoxious Japanese Ski Bums Descend On Australian Snowfields After Jetstar Fire Sale
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Locals from our nation’s snowfields are demanding answers from Jetstar today after yet
“When Will This Shit End?” Asks Frustrated Handmaid’s Tale Fan
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Local TV binge-watcher and ‘The Handmaid’s Tale’ fan Grace Leigh has angrily asked her
Heated Bus Argument Reaches Point Where City Worker Pauses Podcast To Listen To It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “What’s it to you, you putrid mutt?” she yelled. The driver was taken