Woman Officially Feeling Old After Every Actress She Googles Is Now Younger Than Her
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Ashling Murphy (31) is experiencing a second wave of aging terror after coming to find every
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Fox Sports Writers Interrogate Redfern Cafe Owner To Find Out What Latrell Had For Breakfast
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “Ok. Ok. Ok!” shouted the cafe worker. “Ok! I’ll talk” It took a bit longer
Essendon Reveal This Positive Test Result Is A Cakewalk Compared To What They’re Used To
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the AFL tries to come to terms with a player testing positive to the Covid,
Nation Asks Peter V’Landys If He’s Got The Time To Single-Handedly Save Cricket Australia Too
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Although Peter V’Landys’ plate already looks as full as a front-rower’s at a buffet,
AFL Teams Forget How To Play Footy Without Stadiums Full Of Obese Men Telling Them What To Do
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The AFL has confirmed this morning that it is currently working around the clock to fix
Fox Sports Replaced Buzz Rothfield With Old Drunk From The Pub And No One Even Noticed
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Fox Sports has pulled off an ‘EPIC’ prank it can be revealed today. Speaking exclusively to
Brisbane Not Really In The Mood Aye
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Reporters from The Betoota Advocate’s River City Bureau have today confirmed that Brisbane is not
Season Return Of AFL To Feature Virtual Boo Sounds Whenever Aboriginal Players Touch The Ball
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Fox Footy has today confirmed that it will implement virtual crowd noise when the AFL season
Sydney Roosters Distracted By Fake Crowd Noise
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a peculiar turn of events, the Sydney Roosters have been confused by some rowdy fans.
Fox Sports Speculate Whether Latrell Will Be Able To Play A Full Match Without Needing Oxygen
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The non-stop media scrutiny surround Latrell Mitchell has fire up once again tonight, as the the
Peter V’Landys Unable To Make Kick-Off For Season Return Due To Nephew’s Baptism
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In an incredible turn of events, Rugby League Chairman St Peter V’Landys has missed the
NRL Stars Welcome Return To Normal Sex Life After Government Allow Gatherings Of Up To Ten
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Currently, the only contact sport being played (or if you live in Queensland, The Only Sport)
Local Toff Says NRL Matches Would Be More Entertaining With 20 Minutes Worth Of Scrum Resets
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Irwin Paisley-Adair says he’s not really too sure what all the fuss about tonight is.