Most Racist Bloke In Town Always Seems To Have A Missus That Isn't The Same Race As Him
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the loudest blokes at the South Betoota Plains Hotel has today been forced to
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Cameron Smith Expects Nation To Honestly Believe He’s Not Gonna Pull A 2001 Alfie Langer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT PULLIN AN ALFIE: Rugby league legend Cameron Smith has today announced his retirement the only job
NRL Distances Itself From Toxic Misogynistic Culture Of The Federal Government
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With footy season just one lousy, enormous week away, the NRL has decided to draw a
Report: Little Athletic’s Dad Had A Few Beers The Other Night
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the French Quarter, it can be revealed that a local father
Wests Tigers Offer Man Who Outsprinted Tommy Turbo In Grainy Footage An $800,000 Contract
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the NRL season rolls ever closer, the Wests Tigers have once again thrown a big-
Victoria Take Break From Booing Aboriginal AFL Stars To Focus On Booing Public Health Efforts
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Victorians have once again proven to the world that they are the most culturally frustrated population
Rugby Fans In A State Of Shock And Confusion After Seeing Their Game Actually Being Promoted
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Fans of the game they purportedly play in heaven are currently in a state of disbelief,
Kinda Famous Ex-NRL Player Visits Town For 15 Minutes To Officially Open A New Bunnings Warehouse
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The opening of the new Betoota Heights Bunnings was met with great fanfare today, as former
Māori All-Stars To Replace New Zealand Nation Anthem With Live Rendition Of ‘Slice Of Heaven’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The NRL All-Stars round is set to dazzle audiences with First Nations flair before the
Rumour Mill Goes Into Overdrive After Cameron Smith Spotted Browsing Boats At Gold Coast Marina
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Look out! Rugby League’s favourite 20/21 off-season rumour could have some serious legs,
Ash Barty Celebrates Yarra Valley Victory With Innagural ‘Coles Roast Chook Trophy’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some more good news for Australian tennis, local hope Ash Barty will go into our
Peter V’Landys Calls The Dragons: “Are You Blokes Really That Fucked This Year?”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian Rugby League commission chairman Peter V’Landys has today had to pick up the phone
McGuire Acts Swiftly Following Racism Report And Hires Sam Newman As Head Of Racial Harmony
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the fallout from the damning report into the culture of racism at Collingwood continues, Eddie