Most Racist Bloke In Town Always Seems To Have A Missus That Isn't The Same Race As Him
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the loudest blokes at the South Betoota Plains Hotel has today been forced to
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NRL Facing Critical Shortage Of Nicknames With Three Different Blokes Now Known As ‘Big Papi’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It seems the days of The Raging Bull, The Pearl, El Magic and The Hitman are
NRL Achieves Gender Equality Targets After Womens Player Charged With Bashing A Few Bouncers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After working tirelessly to build Australian Womens rugby league up to a semi-professional standard, the
Penrith Vs Manly Match Potentially Called Off After UN Sends In Troops To Stop The Slaughter
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Tonight’s Round 4 NRL match between the Penrith Panthers and the Manly Sea Eagles is
Kostya’s Boy Is The Real Deal, Confirms Pop
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s number one boxing prospect is now sitting at 18-wins and 0 losses, after
PM To Repair Misogynistic Image By Attending 19 Rounds Of All Mens Football Codes This Weekend
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Monday’s Federal Cabinet reshuffle has failed to impress anyone, unsurprisingly, as our government continues to
PM Shakes Hands With Entire Parramatta Side Without Realising He’s Not In Sharks Change Rooms
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scott Morrison has embarrassed himself over the weekend with a catastrophic gaffe at the Parramatta Eels
Scotty’s Footy Photo Opp Backfires As He Gets Taken Off The Field For Head Injury Assessment
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In an attempt to get a good photo Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison attended an NRL
Fox Sports And Nine Quietly Get To Work Editing Out Certain Clips From Origin Highlights Reels
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In some breaking news, both Channel 9 and Fox Sports have told their archivers and video
Maroubra Houso Kid Who Gets Paid To Concuss Other Men Surprisingly Not That Politically Correct
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sports reporters and administrators are continuing to appease Twitter sentiment this week, as they stand by
Rugby League Player Disciplined For Providing Public With Insight Into What He Is Genuinely Thinking
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The pearl-clutching Australian media elite are today spin-drying their white linen as they prepare
Government’s Delayed Vaccine Roll-Out, Rape Scandals, Dodgy Grant Scandals To Vanish At 7PM
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The mounting allegations of sexual assault levelled towards high ranking Federal government staffers and ministers is
Melbourne’s AAMI Park Unveils Bizarre Statue Of Sméagol From Lord Of The Rings
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Victorians are today demanding answers from the operators of Melbourne Sports and Entertainment Precinct, after the