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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the nation prepares for some weird war time address from a Prime Minister who says
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Melbourne’s Yarra Park Awash With Thousands Of Swans Scarves As Cats Win AFL Premiership
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The parklands surrounding the Melbourne Cricket Ground have become a makeshift morgue for Swans scarves and
“Stop Drinking It!” Swans Players Told By Staff The Yarra River Ain’t Like The Clean Waters Back Home
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The AFL Grand Final Parade has made its way through the city of Melbourne today, including
AFL GF Ticket Holder Mentally Prepares To Be OK With Paying $25 For A Mid-Strength Beer
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact Marty Verkuylen (41) could not quite believe his luck in being one of the lucky Cats
Rugby’s Marketing Pigeon Assures Boss That Punters Know Wallabies Are Playing Tomorrow After AFL But Before The NRL
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The common rock pigeon tasked with running the entire marketing division of Rugby Australia has assured
“My Boyfriend Has Booked A Table For The Footy” Says Colleague Who Doesn’t Understand That Means 3 Codes Across 8 Hours
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT This Saturday marks perhaps the most jam-packed day of of sport in the 2022 calendar. Right
Review Of Hawthorn Finds The AFL Club Was Run By A Bunch Of Racist Melbourne Cunts
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The AFL has once again reminded the nation how fucked in the head their culture and
Report: What The Fuck Is Wrong With You Creeps
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the 2022 AFL Grand Final kicking off at 2:30pm this Saturday, there couldn’t
Sydney Still Smouldering From Chaotic Convergence Of Bunnies And Collingwood Fans In Moore Park
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sydney City is today still reeling from the destruction of hosting two factions of Australia’s
Emmanuel Macron Grins Through Wallabies Upset As French Referee Does Exactly What He’s Told
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT MWAHAHAHA: For the first time in recent memory, a dubious refereeing decision is the actual reason
Never Seen Before Call Actually Completely Fair And Standard Practice Explains Local Kiwi
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local Betoota Heights Kiwi has today informed the nation’s Wallabies fans that last night
Concerns Grow For Gallen’s Safety As Hodges And Hannant Arrive At Nissan Arena In Matching Camo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A weekend jam-packed with finals football and rugby tests is set to kick off at 7pm
Sam Thaiday Surprised He Didn’t Get The Call Up As Third-Man-In For Gallen Fight
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the NRL finals heats up this weekend, it seems the biggest clash in rugby league