NRL Fans Gather Like Medieval Peasants To Watch A Public Execution Of The Dragons
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The clock tower bells of Brisbane are ringing this afternoon as the city prepares
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No Way, The Simpsons Also Predicted Rain Would Wash Out Day’s 4 And 5 Of The 2023 4th Ashes Test
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The Simpsons have done it again, it can be confirmed today. The minds behind the Springfield
NRL Industrial Dispute Sees Players Take Unprecedented Action Of Turning Down Free Night On Piss
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Hollywood Actors and Writers strikes continue to grow momentum with no end in sight,
Ashes Loss Makes Piers Morgan Nearly As Salty As The Time Meghan Markle Ghosted Him
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT English loudmouth Piers Morgan is today coming to terms with that fact his country sucks. The
Australia Retain Ashes In Most Satisfying Way Possible
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The Spirit of Cricket is rolling in its grave this morning, after having the Australian team
Man Whose Entire Identity Based On Hatred Of Dictator Dan Pretends To Give A Fuck About Comm Games
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “He’s just embarrassed us, mate” says local ex-government vehicle sales rep, Donnie Caster (53) “Again”
Australian Cricket Team Decide To Just Claim Victory In 3rd Ashes Test
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The Australian Cricket team are today celebrating another victory in the Ashes. After a see saw
“These Greedy Players Can Join Us On The Worksite” Says NRL Fan Who Doesn’t Realise Most Would Probably Earn More If They Did
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local rugby league fan has today revealed to The Advocate that he’s had ‘a
English Cricketers Urged To Look Into The Spirit Of Catching
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT After a sensational day of cricket in Leeds, the English cricket team have been reminded about
England Confirm They’ve Already Pretty Much Won The 3rd Test As Well
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The English Cricket team and cricketing establishment have re-claimed the Ashes, it can be confirmed today.
Sulking Local English Man Told To Stop Trying To ‘Bazlight’ His Aussie Mates
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local Englishman has today been informed that enough is enough. The yellow toothed stinky unwashed
Report: Give It A Rest You Bunch Of Sooks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After an exciting 48 hours in the world of cricket, the English cricketing team have confirmed
“You Cheats Better Look Out At Headingley!” Says Silly Pom That Isn’t Aware That The Offspin Magilla Will Be There
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some mouth-breathing Pom, who chose to move to Queensland because it’s not a windswept, shithole