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Italian Mate Confirms There Is 0% Chance Of Wiping The Dolmio Grin Off His Face Today
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local 2nd generation Italian man is walking on clouds today, it can be confirmed. The
Small Town Pie Shop Really Letting Success Go To Their Heads
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An Australian slab of tall poppy syndrome might just be what the good doctor ordered after
Wallah Cuz This Is The Year, Confirms Bankstown Barber
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It’s been 20 years since Willie Mason and the famous Dogs Of War gloriously snatched
Pakistan Braces For Tight Loss Against Cricketing Powerhouse Canada in Totally Non-Suspicious Circumstances
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Pakistan cricket team is gearing up for another close loss tonight against tournament contenders Canada
Journo At Centre Of Peter Costello Furore Confirmed To Be Former Italian Defender Fabio Grosso
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The saga gripping Australia’s extremely concentrated mainstream media has just taken a wild turn this
Newy Provides Perfect Conditions For The Blues Girls To Avenge NSW
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The New South Wales footy gods have today decided to take matters into their own hands.
Report: Fuck Stoinis Is Stacked
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It’s not the first time the Betoota Advocate has reported on this, but the facts
Delusional Blues Fan Says Red Cards Should Only Be Given For Voluntary Manslaughter Or Worse
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Blues fans and media commentators are at fever pitch today, as the blame game begins.
Cast Of Hamilton The Musical To Be Given Chance To Butcher National Anthem At Game 2
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The cast of Hamilton are set to perform ‘Advance Australia Fair’ at Game 2 of State
Mum Delighted To Spend An Uninterrupted Evening With Her Book After Being Informed Origin Is On
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It’s mate versus mate. State versus state. Not since the era of gladiatorial combat have
Slater Tells Maroons To Not Get Thrown Off By A Half-Empty Stadium Because Matildas Are In Sydney
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland Origin Coach Billy Slater has today had to explain his team that the pandemic-era social
The Many Warring Factions Of NSW Put Differences Aside To Crush Uncultured Hicks From Up North
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a stunning display of cross-class unity, an Eastern Suburbs Sydney man and a Westie man