Supermarket Security Guard Confirms He Doesn't Get Paid Enough To Secure Anything
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A casually-employed security guard at the Betoota Heights Flemings has today clarified the exact terms of
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Warner Ruled Out Of SA Series After Team Doctor Diagnoses Him With Little Man Syndrome
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian vice captain David Warner has today been told to sit out the rest of the
Commonwealth Games Now Completely Pointless As Bolt Reveals He Won’t Be Coming
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians are once again disappointed with having to host the Commonwealth Games this year after news
Craig Bellamy Spotted Taking Notes At Screening Of I, Tonya.
LEROY PERCIVAL | Melbourne Relations | CONTACT Craig Bellamy has been witnessed by several movie goers over the weekend attending a screening
Report: JT Is A Good Bloke In Real Life Too, Confirms Mate That Met Him In A Servo Once
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A mate that was lucky enough to meet Queensland rugby league great Johnathan Thurston while filling
Essendon Bombers To Compete As ‘Footballers Of Essendon’ Following ASADA Doping Scandal
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The fallout from the ASADA doping scandal is continuing to decimate the AFL as Essendon Football
Haha Is This Shit Still On?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Recent reports by people changing channels aimlessly before dinnertime has found that the Winter Olympics is
Nation’s Linen Shirts Already Hung Up And Ironed Ahead Of Super Rugby Kick Off This Weekend
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Alumni of the country’s elite private schools are already prepared for the beginning of the
Melbourne Media Too Caught Up On Hannah Mouncey To Meet Quota On African Gang Stories
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following the news that a transgender woman has been cleared to play in state and territory
Inner-City Academic Gasps As His Beloved Theatre Overtakes NRL For Sexual Misconduct
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A prominent regular on the inner-Sydney and Melbourne art gallery circuit has been left rattled today,
“We Don’t Want Your Fucking App, Stop Bringing It Up” Nation Tells Channel Seven
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The remaining viewers of free-to-air Australian television have made it clear to Channel 7 that they
4th-Grade Coach Gives Al Pacino-Esque Welcome Back Speech To Overweight Alcoholics
Jim Gillespie and his wife have Brennan separated for a while now. Ever since she packed up, the Head Coach
Office NFL Guy Stoked Corporate Signed Off On Him Wearing Patriots Jersey Until Lunch
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Craig Anderson (34) reckons today is the best day of the year. Forget Christmas, “the Super