Man Overly-Invested In Suburban Footy Match Couldn’t Give A Fuck If Your Kids Are Listening

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT

A tragic local footy supporter has today taken it to a new level with sideline vitriol, in clear earshot of children as young as five-years-old.

For the last twenty minutes, the man has been spraying the referee, the opposition, the opposition’s coach, and some of his own players.

It appears, through the contents of his tirades, that the man is a supporter of the visiting side at today’s fixtures, which might explain why he doesn’t give a fuck about any of the community members sitting and standing alongside him.

After dropping over twenty f-bombs, and maybe even two or three quite clear and articulated c-bombs – it seems that there is literally nothing that is preventing him from taking this any further.

To the opposition’s supporters, the man comes across as a burnt out sports nerd, who isn’t really that physically imposing and probably knows better than starting an actual fight on the sidelines of a full-contact sporting match.

Because of this, a number of timid young dads are being urged by their wives to tell him to tone it down in front of the kids. This resulted in a few cargo short-wearing cowards dropping a few ‘steady on mate’ type comments, without being in any way assertive.

The man’s behaviour continues unchecked until a 65-year-old club home legend overhears him from the barbecue, at which point he was told to pull his fucken head in.