Pauline Warns Australians Can't Go To Lakemba Without Feeling Threatened By Enticing Aromas Of Bengali Chicken Tikka
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One Nation leader Pauline Hanson is currently at the meltdown stage that usually follows any surge
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Nation Somehow Stunned 35-Year-Old Man Is Retiring From Rugby League
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A popular 35-year-old Queenslander has decided this season of high-octane rugby league will be his last,
7 Photos Of Ricky Stuart That’ll Make You Say Fuck Coaching The Raiders Must Be Tough
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Sitting just outside the final eight, stress is at an all time high in the Bush
Cricket Australia Move Swiftly To Reassure Public That They Are Still Fuckwits
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Not even a full four months since they dragged our humble captain, Steve Smith, across the
Hipsters Distance Themselves From Hairstyle They Invented After It Appears In The NRL
LEROY PERCIVAL | Culture | Contact What was recently the haircut of choice for trendsetters on the fringes of Sydney and Melbourne
New ‘DIY Swing King’ To Ship With Sandpaper, Lip Balm And Vial Of Wasim Akram’s Sweat
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In an attempt to make the next generation of Australian cricketers have a competitive edge, backyard
Latent Misogynist’s Eyes Set To Remain Glazed Over Until It’s His Turn To Speak Again
INGRID DOULTON | Relationships | Contact A prominent Betoota Grove fuck boy from a well-heeled fuck family has spoken this afternoon of
Billy Slater Wins FIFA World Cup’s Golden Ball Despite Not Playing A Single Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Retiring Origin great Billy Slater has been thrust back into the headlines again today, after controversially
Colleague Who Knew Nothing About Soccer A Month Ago Resumes Knowing Nothing About Soccer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local ambiguously-Danish-Australian has told reporters that he plans to resume his old role in the
Parramatta Eels Somehow Manage To Score An ‘Own Try’
LOUIS BURKE | Lifestyle | Contact In a season that has included winning 6 games and losing a bye match, the Parramatta
Queensland Gives Third Origin Match Everything They’ve Got For Some Reason
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Queensland has risked eighty minutes of season-ending injuries and general exhaustion to win one of three
Tommy Raudonikis Brought In As Australian Basketball Coach Following Philippines Incident
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Basketball Australia has made a sensational call today amidst the continued fallout from the brawl in
Argentinian Healthcare Service Politely Reject Maradona’s Application To Become An Organ Donor
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Argentinian Healthcare Service has politely rejected an offer from the nations demigod, Diego Armando Maradona,