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Bondi Falls Silent As Brazilians Take Sam Kerr’s Advice And Sucks On That

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The southern beachside suburb of Bondi has today fallen silent, after the incredible Matildas’ victory in

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Rugby Australia Offer AFL Access To Their Innovative Crowd Behaviour Management Policy

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In an incredible code crossover, the Rugby Australia (RA) has today offered it’s services to

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Ipswich Relieved To Finally Have Someone To Brag About

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland’s Western Corridor is still celebrating this afternoon, three days after their golden-child Ash

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Tuivasa Tells Confused American Reporters He’s Gonna Ashbay That Uckenfay Untscay Eadhay In

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Western Sydney’s greatest UFC export appears supremely confident ahead of his next bout against Blagoy

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Walters Not At All Surprised By The Expected Win Over Inferior Non-Queenslander Opposition

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The new and improved Kevin Walters has front media today to explain that last night’s

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Retired Billy Slater Sensationally Wins Man Of The Match For Origin Game One

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Former Queensland great Billy Slater has sensationally been awarded Man Of The Match in the wake

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Uncle Tony X Joins His Koori Brothers In Boycotting Pre-Origin National Anthem

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Australian Prime Minister and respected Northern Beach elders, Uncle Tony Abbott has this evening backed

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Ponga Flies Up To The Isa To Receive His Blessing From Katter Just As JT Did Before Him

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT On the Eve Of Origin, Queenslanders remain confident as youthful Maroons side prepares for Game 1

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Walters Calms Origin Nerves By Playing A Bit Of “Folsom Prison [The Opposition]” On Guitar

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With just 24 hours until the Maroons squad arrive in Brisbane to begin the high-knees,

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Dad Legitimately Doesn’t Want To Go Into What You’d Have To Do To Get A Red Card In His Day

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the winter codes begin to get weighed down by mid-season suspensions, one local dad

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Cricket World Cup Apparently Still On

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The new and improved ICC World Cup is still going ahead, that’s according to the

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Darius Caught Stowing Away In Jimmy The Jet’s Suitcase

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Brisbane Broncos fullback Darius Boyd has today reacted badly to the news that Jimmy The Jet