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Knights Fan Decides 8th Place On The Ladder Is Good Enough For Him To Spend $350 Driving To Sydney This Arvo
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An overly enthusiastic Novocastrian is driving across the Trey Mooney Mooney Bridge today, as
Aussie Rules Team Credits Superior Cardio For The Rings They Are Running Around Rugby Codes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As is the case in most sports, the new Rivals show is proving the time honoured
Dragons And Eels Charged With The Theft Of Sunday Afternoon
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A litany of charges have been pressed against a number of NRL players this morning, after
NSW Groans As Cyclone Narelle Gives QLD The Motivation They Need To Absolutely Fuck Up The Blues Again
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In horrible news for the people of New South Wales, emergency services are reporting that a
Darling Grandson Joins Nanna For Dinner At The Local Club To Watch NRL360 At Full Volume On A 6-Metre Screen
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After spending his childhood on nanna's living room floor, local bloke Luke Bellamy (28)
Optus Stadium Renamed 'Sam Kerr's House'
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The big shiny new stadium in the Democratic People's Republic of Western Australia is
Kim Jong-Un Transforms Into Woman To Score 99 Goals Against Matildas In Perth
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact North Korean state media has today confirmed that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un personally accounted for 99
“At Least It's Nicer Than Parramatta” Sighs Lomax At The Nedlands Shops
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Sitting outside a café somewhere in Nedlands with a water bottle and a menu he hasn&
Melbourne Man Performs Hook Turn
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact McLaren driver Oscar Piastri has reminded the nation why hook turns are best left to trams
Roosters Fan Relieved To Take His Mind Off Government's Abhorrent And Socialist Capital Gains Tax Changes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The mighty Sydney Roosters will throwing the kitchen sink at the New Zealand Warriors when they
“Footy’s Back!” Declares Eastern Suburbs Micro-Influencer Who Still Thinks Buddy’s Playing
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact In breaking news from the Eastern Suburbs of Sydney, “Footy’s back!” it can be
Rugby League Players Shock Sporting Community By Demonstrating That They Don’t Always Think Things Through
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The sport of rugby league has once again lived up to its reputation. The game, famous