Local Man Remembers What He’s Been Missing Out On After Firing Up The VPN
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has this week enjoyed a spectacular return to form. After riding the pine
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Mathias Cormann’s First Act as Acting PM Was To Appoint Jean-Claude Van Damme His Deputy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Belgian-born acting Prime Minister Mathais Cormann has taken advantage of his newfound powers
PM Regretfully Confirms Barnaby Joyce Has Taken Leave To Appear On I’m A Celebrity!
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Just when it seemed things couldn’t get any worse for Malcolm Turnbull, they
Seething Barnaby Wonders If The Point Piper Toff Could Even Land A Fucking Glove On Him
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A visible divide down the middle of the Coalition was on display the afternoon, as the
Deputy PM Under Siege After Revelations That He Also Rooted The Murray Darling
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Mutiny against Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce is now in the open, with backbencher Ken O’
Barnaby Joyce Will Attempt To Play The Saxophone On ‘The Project’ To Repair His Image
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Following in the footsteps of Bill Clinton, the under-siege Deputy Prime Minister will
Di Natale Studies Old Crocodile Hunter Episodes In Case He Needs To Save One From Katter
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Greens leader said he didn’t mean to take any limelight away from
Barnaby Blames Affair On Wipe-On-Sex-Appeal From Pub Bathroom Vending Machine
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has reportedly laid the blame of his recent affair with a
Albo Calls For Investigation Into Who The Fuck Keyed His Charger
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Member For Grayndler, Anthony Albanese says he doesn’t want to point fingers but
Top Secret Government Documents Found In Boot Of Abandoned Kingswood 20km Out Of ACT
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just when you thought things couldn’t get any weirder, another batch of documents containing five
Uni Communist Shows Off Che Guevara T-Shirt He Haggled With Peasants Over In 3rd World Country
KENT REGINALD | Trains | Contact A local University student who describes himself as a “total communist” has reportedly found an absolute
Patriot Proudly Defends Actions Of Ancestors While Also Distancing Himself From Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A local UPF member has today declared that Aboriginal people should be thankful for white people
Abbott Kindly Requests Media To Not Ask His Daughter For Her Thoughts On Australia Day
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has today requested that the media please do not undermine his