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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire world is currently trying to wrap it's head around what the fuck
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Turnbull Walks To End Of Point Piper Jetty, Looks To The Sky And Asks God What He Did To Deserve This
SAM DAVIS | Government | Contact Late this afternoon, the Prime Minister was seen standing like Liam Gallagher does when he sings
Dutton Says Manus Detainees Should Relocate To Town He Won’t Visit Without Armed Guards
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Immigration and Border Protection Minister Peter Dutton said the Coalition Government has arranged shelter and other
Tony Windsor Released Unharmed By National Party Goons After Agreeing Not To Run Against Barnaby Joyce
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The National Party of Australia announced this morning that they’ve released Tony Windsor
Turnbull Arrives In Goondiwindi On First Day As Agricultural Minister In $8k Panama Hat
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Recently self-appointed Minister for Agriculture, the Honourable Malcolm Turnbull MP, has this morning rocked up
High Court Discovers Empirical Evidence That Suggests Malcolm Roberts Is Ineligible To Sit In Federal Parliament
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The High Court of Australia has found empirical evidence that disqualifies One Nation senator
Man Starts Caring About Astronomical Sexual Assault Rate Once It Involves Immigrants
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In the wake of the viral #metoo hashtag, out of touch men worldwide have gained some
Barnaby Dominates Christensen In National Party’s Annual Goanna Pull
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “Suck shit Christo” roared the Deputy Prime Minister, as he massaged his wide-set neck. “That’
Man Who Used To ‘Bash Poofters’ For Fun Says Leftie Bullies Turned Him Off Voting Yes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 55-year-old who spent a big part of the eighties looking for gay men
Revolutionary New Clinic Successfully Reintroduces Canberra Residents To Life Outside
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An amazing new clinic in the outskirts of the Australian Capital Territory has been recognised for
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott Retires From Family To Focus On His Politics
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has today announced his retirement from his family to spend time
CSIRO: “Mr Abbott, What You’ve Just Said Is One Of The Most Insanely Idiotic Things I Have Ever Heard. At No Point In Your Rambling, Incoherent Response Were You Even Close To Anything That Could Be Considered A Rational Thought. Everyone In This Room Is
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation (CSIRO) have today released a statement in response to
Dulux Identify World’s Palest Shade Of White After Bill Shorten’s Appearance On NOVA
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT What will back the rendered brick walls of suburban Australian McMansions be wearing next year? The