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Uni Communist Shows Off Che Guevara T-Shirt He Haggled With Peasants Over In 3rd World Country
KENT REGINALD | Trains | Contact A local University student who describes himself as a “total communist” has reportedly found an absolute
Patriot Proudly Defends Actions Of Ancestors While Also Distancing Himself From Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A local UPF member has today declared that Aboriginal people should be thankful for white people
Abbott Kindly Requests Media To Not Ask His Daughter For Her Thoughts On Australia Day
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has today requested that the media please do not undermine his
Bill Shorten Appeals To Youth Voters With Belated NekNominate Video
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Leader of the Opposition, Bill Shorten has today made a bold attempt at winning over youth
Richmond Bloke Calls For Government To Deport African Gangs But Undeport Dusty’s Old Man
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Although Royston Saxon says that while he doesn’t feel safe in his community anymore, he
Exhausted Woman Grinds Through Hostile Drinks With Two Alphas From Different Circles
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local girl has regrettably attempted to cross streams between friendships circles tonight – ultimately having to
Transition Back Into Work Mode Made Easier By Office Air Conditioning
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Over are the lazy days of playing Battlefield on the couch wearing only underpants.
Malcolm Roberts Seen Finishing People’s Empties At New Year’s Eve Party
LOUIS BURKE | Society | Contact It has been reported that former senator and climate change expert, Malcolm Roberts, was seen at
Barnaby Praised For Extra Cautious Sun Safety At Mooloolaba With Beach Akubra
Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has been praised by advocates of sun safety this year for his oversized ‘beach akubra’
Barnaby Berates Teenagers Working At Mooloolaba Coles For Running Out Of Tartare Sauce
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce is reportedly ‘spewing’ today after being informed that there is no
“You Were The Chosen One!” Screams Bill Shorten Before Leaving Sam Dastyari To Die In The Firey Pit Of Trade Unionism
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Earlier yesterday, the Opposition Leader rang one of his backbench senators and told him
Mid-Afternoon Kayak Fails To Cheer Malcolm Turnbull Up After Q&A Train-Wreck
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Many times in the past, a quick scoot around Sydney Harbour’s Shark Island