RBA Confirm Only Another 100,000 People Need To Lose Their Jobs For Rates To Stay On Hold For A While
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Reserve Bank of Australia has today offered up some clarity on a major issue. Governor
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National Party Confirms 007 Pick Up Lines Don’t Work In Real Life
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The National Party has today admitted that James Bond related pick up lines don’t work
‘Haha Wimps’ Says Australia’s Parliament
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The two major political parties in Australia have confirmed today that they’ve been very entertained
Dutton Blames Democratic Process For Getting In The Way Of Him Being Way More Helpful
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Peter Dutton has pleaded with the country to scrap it’s parliamentary democracy today, imploring Australians
Barnaby Joyce Calls For Royal Commission Into The Carlton Ring Pull
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Barnaby Joyce is back in the headlines today after calling for a Royal Commission into a
Shorten Still Walking Kind Of Funny After Being Bent Over By Coalition On Encryption Laws
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “I could sit here all day and explain why I backflipped on that but
Dutton’s Eyes Glaze Over With Jealously Watching French Police Bash Protestors
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “It’s not fair,” he said quietly. “Why is the French government allowed to
Peter Dutton Spends The Night Reading Through All Of The Group Chats He Got Kicked Out Of
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Peter Dutton has turned up at work this morning after a sleepless night. The Minister for
Australia Gasps As Politician Does Something She Promised To Do Before Being Elected
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian voters are in a state of shock today, after Kerryn Phelps MP begins doing something
Morrison: “If We Have A Federal ICAC, What Will Become Of Our Coal Industry?”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has urged his parliamentary colleagues and to a lesser extent, the
Senator Canavan Refuses To Explain Why He Always Looks Like He’s Had A Huge Night On The Piss
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Resources Ministers has informed The Advocate that he would only like to talk about
‘Leave Politics To The Professionals’ Says Dopey Cunt Who Spent Career As An Italian Citizen
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Resources Minister Matt Canavan has blasted thousands of students involved in nationwide protests today.
Greens Hipster All For #MeToo Movement Except When It Involves White-Ant Subordinate Females
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the resignation of a NSW Labor leader, and whispers surrounding a number of other left