Planet Earth Struggling To Process An Underdog Story Of This Magnitude
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire world is currently trying to wrap it's head around what the fuck
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“Landslide Loss In Victoria Nothing To Be Concerned About” Says Third PM In Four Years
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Liberal Party’s woeful result in the Victorian election indicated that the Morrison government will
Dutton Furious After Canberra Waitress Accidentally Garnishes His Bald Head With Rosemary
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Canberra 457-visa worker is at risk of being deported home today, after mistaking the
Turnbull’s Morning Ruined By Facebook ‘On This Day’ Update
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact According to unnamed sources, former Prime Minister and multi-millionaire Malcolm Turnbull, was enjoying his morning
PM Responds To Pamela Anderson’s Accusations Of Misogyny With ‘Reow’ Noise
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Scott Morrison has fired back in the diplomatic row with Canadian-American actress and model Pamela
Bill Shorten Misses The Mark With Season Two Big Bang Theory Reference
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The country’s Opposition Leader has left a group of people standing around awkwardly today. The
“Haha, Nah” Say Government MPs In Response To Calls For A Federal Corruption Watchdog
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Colaition has today explained to The Advocate why a Federal Independent Commission Against Corruption, or
Morrison Backflips On Initial Idea Of Letting People Starve To Death
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Coalition Government’s Nightwatchman has reversed a funding cut to one of Australia’s largest
Scott Morrison Rolls Out New Sleeve Tatt In Effort To Combat Poor Polling Numbers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT in the wake of the latest poor polling numbers, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has rolled into
Nation Finally Learns Name Of The NSW Labor Leader
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The country has finally figured out the name of the former NSW Labor Leader this afternoon.
“Crikey! That Tastes Bloody Grouse” Says PM While Smashing Protein Shake During Smoko In Rocky
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Prime Minister has moved to quash any doubts still cast over his ‘blokiness’ today. Scott
Wow! This Cunt Was Almost Our Prime Minister
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation has shaken its head today, as it remembers that Mark Latham was almost elected
Shorten Says ‘Strewth’ Twenty Times Consecutively In An Effort To Out-Bloke Morrison
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Prime Minister Morrison ramps up his usage of words like ‘Fair Dinkum’ as well as