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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Sydney Roosters have won the 2026 NRL grand final by one point, in what was
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Asian With PHD Gleefully Sniggers After Taking Michael Daley’s Daughter’s Job As RSL Glassie
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A ‘highly educated Asian’ who has had no problem finding unskilled work in Sydney since he
Hunky Student Climate Activist Comes Home From Strike Looking Sleepy And Smelling Of Impulse
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet| CONTACT A young man passionate about climate change has just arrived home from a big day of
Dutton Drops New Pre-Election Backflip: “Some Of My Best Mates Are South Sudanese Teenagers”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Home Affairs Minister, Peter Dutton, says the Morrison government should not be in the business of
Adlay Albo Ditches His Bumbag After Receiving Tip Off About Jacks Waiting At The Next Station
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Labor Leader Anthony Albanese has today moved quickly to avoid any confrontation with local police today,
City With 10pm Curfew Definitely Needs 3 New Stadiums, Says D̶e̶v̶e̶l̶o̶p̶e̶r̶s̶ NSW Premier
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a blind effort to strike an emotive cord with apathetic Sydney voters, NSW Premier Gladys
Terrified Cabbie Clocked at 180KM After Seeing Mark Latham In The Taxi Rank
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local taxi driver has risked a considerable fine and potential jail time today, after flying
Turnbull Attempts To Move Car After It Has Been Towed
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Popping back into the limelight to check if people still hate him, former PM Malcolm Turnbull
“We Need To Switch To Renewables Now” Malcolm Turnbull Tells Volleyball With Face On It
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has proved to the Australian public he can continue to disappoint
Liberal Party Praises Fossil Fuel Industry For Tasteful New Paint Job On Solomon Islands
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT High-ranking cabinet ministers from within the Australian Liberal Party have today praised the fossil fuel
Nightwatchman Asks Michaelia Cash If She Could Organise A Cake For International Women’s Day
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact There was a certain dread in the air at Parliament House today after the majority of
Nightwatchman Leads Liberals In Rendition Of ‘I Wish That All The Ladies’ At Party Meeting
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The Nightwatchman has lifted spirits in the Liberal Party room today with a spirited rendition of
“I Don’t Know If A Mardi Gras Visit Would Be A Good Idea” Media Advisor Tells Morrison
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Media advisor to Prime Minister Scott Morrison has made a harsh call today and has informed