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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire world is currently trying to wrap it's head around what the fuck
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Facebook Hits Scotty With Targeted Ads For Waikiki Beach As Bushfire Warnings Appear In Newsfeed
EFFIE BATEMAN | LIFESTYLE | CONTACT In breaking news that nobody except 99% of the world’s scientists could have predicted, it
Government To Solve Supply Chain Issues By Creating 4-Month Backlog For Forklift Certifiers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scott Morrison has all but secured the warehouse and fruit markets vote today, by telling Australia’
PM Asks Toddler Playing With Toy Cash Register If She’d Be Up For A Few Shifts At Woolies
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Scotty from Marketing has today truly outdone himself by suggesting an incredible solution to the nation’
Scotty Just Holding On For Australia Day Debate To Overshadow RATs Mismanagement
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With Australia deciding they have heard just enough about an unvaxxed Serbian hotel room enthusiast who
Sky News Oddly Quiet About Latest Attempt To Mix Sport With Politics
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the Novak Djokovic debacle continues to unfold in Melbourne, it’s been revealed that Sky
“We’re Going To Have To Live With This Virus” Says PM, In Reference To George Christensen
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Bad news for Australians who tried to do the right thing in 2021 as Prime Minister
“Fuuckk!” Groans PM As Barnaby Joyce Publishes 3500-Word Column Calling For Assange’s Freedom
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the newest hand grenade thrown directly into the Prime Minister’s lap by his rural
“I’m Back” – Tony Abbott Returns From Stint In Minor League Baseball For Another Run At Canberra
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A former Prime Minister has sent the news cycle into a meltdown this afternoon, after making
Former Premier At Centre Of ICAC Investigation Says Canberra Might Be Too Corrupt Even For Her
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former NSW premier Gladys Berejiklian has declined the Prime Minister’s offer to run in next
NSW Teachers Tell Premier Perrottet To Go And Sit In The Corner And Think About What He’s Done
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Hundreds of schools are closed in New South Wales today, as the state’s teachers remind
Scotty Pitches Federal Politics To Gladys: “Best Thing Is, There’s No ICAC Down Here Haha”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Prime Minister has publically doubled down in his efforts to recruit Gladys Berejiklian to Federal
PM Finishes Year On Low Note: “Merry Christmas To All, Except Anyone Who’s Ever Criticised Me”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a horror final sitting week in Parliament House, Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has been