Report: Young People Drinking Less Because A Schooner Costs The Same As A Fucken Zinger Box Did Ten Years Ago
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Feminist Ally Scotty Said He Once Saw A Sanitary Bin Burst Open As It Fell Down Some Stairs And It Didn’t Worry Him At All
GALADRIEL GRIMACE | Far West | Contact This evening, the Prime Minister has shared a string of anecdotes that prove he is
Feminist Ally Scotty Insists He Preferred All Female Ghostbusters Remake To Toxic Bill Murray One
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The new and improved feminist ally Scott Morrison has blown away voters with his newfound respect
Albo Sympathises With Rural Voters: “As A Young Bloke I Too Lived Through Some Brutal Droughts”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the National Party continues to distance themselves from Scott Morrison ahead of the 2022 Federal
PM Promises To Call Election Once He’s Rigged Every NSW Pre-Selection With Loyal Hillsong Creeps
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Morrison Government have finally hinted that the 2022 Federal Election will be held in mid-May.
Mean Girls Saga Gets Worse As Labor Party Burn Book Leaked
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact The story that the ALP wishes would just fuck off appears to have grown horns today
Labor Party Reveal Plans To Parachute Twiggy Forrest Into Outer Melbourne Electorate Of Calwell
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian Labor Party has today announced one of the strangest political marriages in history. The
Katter: “I Detest Workplace Bullying Of Any Kind, But I Have To Say, These Precious Media Types Certainly Have A Rather Lightweight Definition Of It. Snarky Comments Between Colleagues Were A Part Of The Job When I Was On The Road Trains Up In The Gulf, M
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Scotty From Marketing continues to poll worse than any Liberal Prime Minister since the Vietnam
Staunch Christian Public Servant From Rich Eastern Suburbs Family Not Pretending To Be Anyone Else
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With the recovery effort from a devastating natural disaster now in his rearview, the Prime Minister
Everyday Bloke Sledges Rivals By Referencing 1962 Psychological Thriller Starring Frank Sinatra
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Liberal Party’s pre-election collapse begins to get desperate, Scotty From Marketing has again
Desperate PM Ramps Up National Security Rhetoric By Calling Wallabies Coach A Kiwi Sleeper Cell
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT To the dismay of middle and upper-class dads around the nation, sports and politics have once
China Admit The South Sydney Houso Flats Wasn’t The Best Place To Plant A Secret Political Agent
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Chinese Communist Party have today released a statement in which they admit to making the
“Only We Can Protect Australia From China” Says Government Who Can’t Even Protect Female Staff From Workplace Harassment
WE ARE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS THOUGH: Former PM Malcolm Turnbull has lashed out at his old colleagues for their desperate