Report: Young People Drinking Less Because A Schooner Costs The Same As A Fucken Zinger Box Did Ten Years Ago
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Millennials Quit Workforce In Record Numbers After Being Forced To Return To Office Full Time
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some shocking news this morning, Jacinda Ardern has announced she will not be doing another
David Elliot Informs Perrottet That It’s Time For Him To Flee To Rural Argentina
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some shocking news today, The Betoota Advocate can confirm that the NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet
Leftie Rock Icons ‘The Whitlams’ Reluctantly Allow NSW Liberals To Use Their Song In Campaign Ads
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet has today doubled down on his war against Sydney’s powerful pokie
“No Soup For You” Jokes Dominic Perrottet In Effort To Move On From Nazi Dress-Up Scandal
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The premier of Newcastle, Sydney and Wollongong (NSW) has today moved to repair his public image.
Perrottet Insists He Understands The Horrors Of Nazism As A Father Of 7 Kids In The Hills
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the NSW election just 10 weeks away, Premier Dominic Perrottet has has been working around
“No.. NO… NOOOO!!” Scream Liberal MPs As A Guillotine Is Unveiled At Robodebt Royal Commission
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The last few Liberal MPs that remain in Federal Parliament after the May election have been
Inspired By Jordan Peterson, Scott Morrison Releases Own 12 Rules For Life
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Proving he can still embarrass us even when he’s not PM, Scotty from Marketing bought
Reporter Slammed For Asking Ardern And Marin If They Plan On Having A Pillow Fight Later
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern yesterday had to reprimand a young reporter, after a conference
“Highlighting My Blatant, Psychopathic, Extremely Weird Abuses Of Power Is Political Intimidation”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Member for Cook has today shocked the nation by revealing that he is physically incapable
Liberal Party Hires Self-Help Guru Who Specialises In Fixing Spectacularly Useless Men
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Opposition have this week raised eyebrows after revealing a new ploy to turn their
Katter Says The Key To Tackling Inflation Is A Full-Tilt Return To A Cash-Only Economy Because It Seems That Every Purchase And Sale That We Document Be That By Pen And Paper Or Through One Of Those Wicked Card Machines Eventually Ends Up On A Balance She
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians have been told to brace ourselves for even more inflation, as the international unrest of
Matthew Guy Snaps His Sim Card In Half After Peter Dutton Calls To Offer Help On The Campaign
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Victorian Liberals are this week putting their shoulder to the wheel in a battle to