Optus Stadium Renamed 'Sam Kerr's House'
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The big shiny new stadium in the Democratic People's Republic of Western Australia is
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Liberals Terrified An Indigenous Voice Will Mean Having To Interact With More Than Two Of Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The dregs of the once all-powerful Liberal Party has made it known this week that they
INSIDE: Peter Dutton’s Seafood Chowder Recipe From Kitchen Cabinet
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The alternate Prime Minister Peter Dutton appeared on the ABC’s Kitchen Cabinet last night and
Poll Finds Dan Could Poison Dogs In Fitzroy Gardens And Voters Would Still Prefer Him Over Victorian Libs
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A recent poll has revealed that Victorian Premier Dan Andrews could be caught poisoning dogs for
“Vote No To The Elites And Their Indigenous Voice” Says Mining Tycoons, Private Prison Bosses, Murdoch Family Members And The Remaining Liberal MPs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The only people whose lives may be slightly inconvenienced by a successful referendum result have today
The Betoota Advocate’s Top 6 Reasons Why The Indigenous Voice Is A Bad Idea
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you haven’t been across the news lately, Australia’s media pundits and political
Scotty From Silverwater Chops Off His Ears To Avoid Getting Put In General Population Over Robodebt
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has again today begun preparations for the possibility of a life
Scotty From Silverwater Approaches The Only Two Eshays In Cronulla For Tips On How To Survive Jail
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The most unemployable man in Australian public life, former Prime Minister Scott Morrison, has today realised
Philip Lowe Confirms Plans To Spend Retirement Enjoying Trips As VIP To Watch Squid Games
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The outgoing Governor of the Reserve Bank of Australia has today revealed his next move. After
Climate Club Inform Australia That 1st Rule Of Climate Club Is Telling Everyone About Climate Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today confirmed Australia’s acceptance into an illustrious club. The travelling
Liberals Fear An Indigenous Voice Could Divide Their Utopian Australian Society Worse Than Their Criminal Debt Recovery Program That Kills Poor People
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The Liberal Party of Australia have today continued on their quest to sow as much confusion
Stuart Robert Denies Claims He Now Goes By ‘Consuela’ And Lives On Spanish Island Of Majorca
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former politician Stuart Robert has emphatically denied that he is now living as a woman on
Pauline Hanson Releases First Draft Of Her Self-Published 2,000 Word Voice Referendum Essay
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Pauline Hanson has confirmed that she will once again be running her own race. The leader