New Years Health Kicks Obviously Starting To Fizzle Out
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As parks, pubs and restaurants around the country fill out on a glorious Friday afternoon, a
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Opposition Rush Back Parliament To Block The Thing They Demanded Parliament Be Rushed Back For
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation's federal Opposition has this week left the nation scratching its head. After
Malinauskas Makes It Up To Heartbroken Writers Festival Attendees With Free Tickets To Saudi-Backed LIV Golf Extravaganza!
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The fall-out of the Adelaide Writers Festival boycott continues today, days after one of the biggest
Politicians Plagued By Infighting And Tantrums Unsurprisingly The Only Leaders Not Calling For Unity And Calm
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia is still reeling from the horrific anti-semitic attacks that took place at Bondi Beach on
Katter Party Says Under Current QLD Law, Kevin McCallister Would Get Locked Up While The Wet Bandits Go Free
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite two record-breaking petitions being ignored by the Queensland Government, Katter's Australian Party has
Treasurer Jim Chalmers Confirms Free Money Programme For Power Companies Will End In 2026
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation's energy giants have today expressed their disappointment as Treasurer Jim Chalmers confirmed
NewCorp Suddenly Deletes Every Story They Wrote About Minister Wells After Realising It Was Her That Helped Redirect An Entire Generation Back To Their Ancient Media Channels
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a euphoric week of doubling, tripling and quadrupling down on travel expense scandal surrounding Sports
"So... Does This Mean We Can't Fly My Husband Down For The Boxing Day Test And Sit In The Trustee's Suite With Dan Andrews And Everyone?"
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A humid silence filled the Prime Minister's office at Kirribilli House this afternoon after
Government Assure Public Everything Is Within The Rules Which Is The Most Fucked Part
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation has this week learned that the Federal Government's defence of its circus
Natalie Barr Struggles To Mask The Ick Felt By Every Single Australian Woman Whenever This Bloke Starts Up
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | CONTACT After a career spent herding the cats of Australian political mediocrity, it seems that Channel
"I Said Get In The Fucking Plane" Ley Tells Media Advisor She Looks To Show Voters How Real Leaders Fly
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Sussan Ley has reportedly left her electorate staff rattled after a tense pre-flight exchange
Government's Jobs For Mates Review Shockingly Finds Jobs Are Being Given To Mates
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some truly unbelievable news from the nation's capital today, a new report has
Nation Assured New Environmental Laws Will Definitely Work This Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government are patting themselves on the back today, after managing to rush through their