Good Grandson Lies And Says Grandma Seemed Normal During Recent Visit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man has this week provided his mother with a heavily sanitised
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Nats Send A ‘U Up?’ Text To The Liberals After Realising Nobody Else Wants To Get Fucked By Them
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The National Party of Australia have today been forced to send the humiliating ‘U Up’ message,
David Littleproud Faces Backlash From Female Voters After Breaking Up With Sussan Ley Via Post-It Note
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT The Liberals and Nationals are now separate political parties for the first time since 1987, as
MAGA Movement Receives Much Needed Reinforcements
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The MAGA movement has received some much needed back-up after the first group of white
Albo Creates Inaugural “New Taxes And Cuts To Social Services Ministry” For Tanya Plibersek
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The newly returned Prime Minister of the country has this week revealed his new cabinet. Fresh
“Well Fuck You And Fuck Your Teeth” Bandt Says On The Way Out
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Outgoing Greens leader Adam Bandt has formally conceded defeat in the seat of Melbourne,
Crisafulli’s Success And Dutton’s Failure Proof Queenslanders Only Vote For Who’d They’d Rather Take Fishing
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Political analysts are today being urged to reconsider the conventional metrics of Queensland voter
Silver Linings As Dutton Says He Can Finally Stop Wearing Those Ridiculous Turnbull-Style Glasses
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Peter Dutton has today confirmed he will no longer be wearing the lame, Malcolm
Donald Trump Actually Quite Good At Uniting A Nation When It’s Not His Own
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT In an ironic twist, U.S. President Donald Trump has emerged as one of the most
Gina Rinehart’s Number Goes Straight To Voicemail As Dutton Is No Longer Useful
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Former Opposition leader Peter Dutton has reportedly been unable to reach mining magnate Gina Rinehart today,
Keating: “If They Ever Wheel Me Out Like Little Johnny, I Want You To Shoot Me”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister Paul Keating has used his bi-annual luncheon with The Advocate’
Liberal Dirt File Releases Details Of 2009 Incident Where Chris Bowen Got Pissed Off 3 Light Ice Stubbies
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Liberals have escalated its opposition research campaign this week with the release of
Queensland CFMEU Heavy Faces Identity Crisis After Albo Gives Him No Option But To Vote Greens
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Pre-polling has begun around the country, as Australians peel off from their smoko breaks and