New Years Health Kicks Obviously Starting To Fizzle Out
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As parks, pubs and restaurants around the country fill out on a glorious Friday afternoon, a
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Report: It's Not Easy Picking A Leader In A Party Full Of Men That Were Born To Rule
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Liberal Party remains stuck in purgotry this week, as the far-right populists from One Nation
Tensions Already Emerging In One Nation As Pauline Realises Barnaby Is A Far Bigger Celebrity Than Her At Tamworth
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There are three things certain in Australian life. Death, taxes, and Pauline Hanson's inability
Sussan Ley Attempts To Ward Off Leadership Challenge With Emergency Ouija Board Session
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The embattled leader of the Opposition has today decided to pull out the big guns in
Bloke Who Lives Between Bali And Dubai Because Australia Has Gone To Shit Left Angered By Nation's Lack Of Enthusiasm For Australia Day
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An Australian expat that divides his time between two Muslim countries, is now fuming about the
Twink, Taylor, Soldier, Spy - Who Will Be The Next Leader Of The Liberal Party?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sussan Ley's leadership is on life support. The Federal Coalition has split for the
Defence Minister Richard Marles Wonders If Trusting US With Half A Trillion Taxpayer Dollars Might Be A Bit Irresponsible Now Trump's Clearly Affected By Frontal Lobe Dementia
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Defence Minister Richard Marles is understood to be experiencing what sources described as a "late
Coalition Discovers An Underground Cave System Of Immeasurable Depths Below Rock Bottom
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Overnight the Federal Coalition has discovered that there is actually a vast expanse of darkness that
Angus Taylor Apologises For Going Missing Over Summer After Getting Into League Of Legends
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There has been much conjecture this week as to the whereabouts of Shadow Defence Minister Angus
Liberals Blame Anthony Albanese For Creating Division In The Coalition
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Federal Opposition Leader (for now) Sussan Ley has today hit out at the Prime Minister once
AFP Hold Their Position Outside Sky News HQ As Federal Parliament Passes New Hate Speech Laws
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian Federal Police are just waiting for the all-clear to begin kicking in doors and
Liberals Excited To Revisit The One Culture War That They Can Articulate A Clear Position On
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Liberal party staffers are eagerly ticking away their calendars in anticipation for their favourite cultural war
Bi-Partisan Support Offered Up For A Podcast Equipment Buyback Scheme
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation of Australia has reached a rare moment of unity today, as the country'